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The Bah! Humbug! Christmas thread.

 
 
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Mon 9 Nov, 2015 02:38 pm
@tsarstepan,
tsarstepan wrote:

Starbucks Has Already Unleashed Its Red Holiday Cups.
#TooSoon!


Christmas scandal update!


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https://www.facebook.com/theoatmeal/photos/a.10150413121115078.628758.220779885077/10156269057060078/?type=3&theater
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Mon 9 Nov, 2015 06:55 pm
@tsarstepan,
Starbucks Holiday Cups Angering Christians
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Tue 10 Nov, 2015 07:57 am
@tsarstepan,
http://i63.tinypic.com/25yyaz7.jpg
http://looseleashes.com/collections/new/products/kane-print
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Setanta
 
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Reply Tue 10 Nov, 2015 08:14 am
I used to start a thread of my own every year, largely to post the passage below. But i can't be arsed to do that any longer, so, here we go:

“At this festive season of the year, Mr. Scrooge,” said the gentleman, taking up a pen, “it is more than usually desirable that we should make some slight provision for the Poor and destitute, who suffer greatly at the present time. Many thousands are in want of common necessaries; hundreds of thousands are in want of common comforts, sir.”
“Are there no prisons?” asked Scrooge.
“Plenty of prisons,” said the gentleman, laying down the pen again.
“And the Union workhouses?” demanded Scrooge. “Are they still in operation?”
“They are. Still,” returned the gentleman, “I wish I could say they were not.”
“The Treadmill and the Poor Law are in full vigour, then?” said Scrooge.
“Both very busy, sir.”
“Oh! I was afraid, from what you said at first, that something had occurred to stop them in their useful course,” said Scrooge. “I’m very glad to hear it.”
“Under the impression that they scarcely furnish Christian cheer of mind or body to the multitude,” returned the gentleman, “a few of us are endeavouring to raise a fund to buy the Poor some meat and drink, and means of warmth. We choose this time, because it is a time, of all others, when Want is keenly felt, and Abundance rejoices. What shall I put you down for?”
“Nothing!” Scrooge replied.
“You wish to be anonymous?”
“I wish to be left alone,” said Scrooge. “Since you ask me what I wish, gentlemen, that is my answer. I don’t make merry myself at Christmas and I can’t afford to make idle people merry. I help to support the establishments I have mentioned—they cost enough; and those who are badly off must go there.”
“Many can’t go there; and many would rather die.”
“If they would rather die,” said Scrooge, “they had better do it, and decrease the surplus population. Besides—excuse me—I don’t know that.”
“But you might know it,” observed the gentleman.
“It’s not my business,” Scrooge returned. “It’s enough for a man to understand his own business, and not to interfere with other people’s. Mine occupies me constantly. Good afternoon, gentlemen!”
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izzythepush
 
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Reply Tue 10 Nov, 2015 08:57 am
Operation Good Guys was a spoof police documentary by the BBC. This is the Christmas special. It's as funny today as it was then.

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tsarstepan
 
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Reply Mon 30 Nov, 2015 08:26 am
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Wed 2 Dec, 2015 02:27 pm
@tsarstepan,
http://i68.tinypic.com/wkr5ed.jpg
http://christmachrist.com/
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Thu 3 Dec, 2015 11:48 am
@tsarstepan,
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Thu 17 Dec, 2015 02:53 pm
@tsarstepan,
http://i64.tinypic.com/34f1mr5.jpg
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Tue 22 Dec, 2015 12:22 pm
@tsarstepan,
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Tue 22 Dec, 2015 08:24 pm
@tsarstepan,
Boston Dynamics' Robo-Dogs Pulling a Sleigh Is a Terrifying Glimpse of Christmas Future
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Wed 23 Dec, 2015 01:47 pm
@tsarstepan,
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Wed 7 Dec, 2016 02:48 pm
@tsarstepan,
http://i68.tinypic.com/2hdw22g.jpg
Beaver walks into Md. store, finds only artificial Christmas trees, and proceeds to trash it
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chai2
 
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Reply Wed 7 Dec, 2016 05:55 pm
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Thu 8 Dec, 2016 08:51 am
@chai2,
1. Regifting is indeed a recognized war crime by the United Nations;
2. Give it to a straight male and the candle with either be used or never seen again as it will be removed from the eternal regifting loop indefinitely. Most likely being binned in the trash.
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Mon 19 Dec, 2016 07:37 am
@tsarstepan,
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Tue 12 Dec, 2017 07:38 pm
@tsarstepan,
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Wed 13 Dec, 2017 12:26 pm
@tsarstepan,
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Sat 16 Dec, 2017 12:46 pm
@tsarstepan,
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Tue 19 Dec, 2017 10:00 am
@tsarstepan,
https://i.imgur.com/7bGiuxz.jpg
Source
Fowl Language Comics
 

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