The Bah! Humbug! Christmas thread.

I just love the cute little reindeer. In real life, of course, they are enormous. I forget whether a reindeer is a type of caribou, or maybe caribou are a type of reindeer. In either case, you don't have to lean over to pat their furry little heads - if you want to get that close.

Are you harvesting their micturations?

This is bogus... Santa is not American. St. Nicholas was born in Turkey and resides at the North Pole.

Besides those reindeer that fly his sleigh are magical and thus immune from all sorts of viruses including the vivid virus. How else are they able to fly all over the world so quickly.

This story is full of holes.

Just like those bogus reports of NORAD tracking Santa's sleigh on radar every year.
I’m sure he has stealth technology.

Santa is a contraction of St Nicholas, the Turkish Saint.

Flying reindeer are a common hallucination when taking fly agaric mushrooms, although they can kill you. That's why shamen would drink reindeer urine instead, as hallucinogenic and non fatal.

There is only one entrance to such shamanic buildings so the door is also the chimney.

The Holly King flies through the air on reindeer in an obvious state of intoxication. His colours are even the same as the fly agaric.

The two traditions have become conflated,but not in this house, we have no truck with Santa here, only Father Christmas, the Holly King.

A bit late for the season but still worth it.