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The Bah! Humbug! Christmas thread.

 
 
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Fri 5 Nov, 2021 11:25 am
roger
 
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Reply Fri 5 Nov, 2021 12:20 pm
@tsarstepan,
I just love the cute little reindeer. In real life, of course, they are enormous. I forget whether a reindeer is a type of caribou, or maybe caribou are a type of reindeer. In either case, you don't have to lean over to pat their furry little heads - if you want to get that close.
izzythepush
 
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Reply Fri 5 Nov, 2021 12:28 pm
@roger,
Are you harvesting their micturations?
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Linkat
 
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Reply Fri 5 Nov, 2021 01:57 pm
@tsarstepan,
This is bogus... Santa is not American. St. Nicholas was born in Turkey and resides at the North Pole.

Besides those reindeer that fly his sleigh are magical and thus immune from all sorts of viruses including the vivid virus. How else are they able to fly all over the world so quickly.

This story is full of holes.
Leadfoot
 
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Reply Mon 8 Nov, 2021 06:55 am
@Linkat,
Just like those bogus reports of NORAD tracking Santa's sleigh on radar every year.
I’m sure he has stealth technology.
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izzythepush
 
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Reply Mon 8 Nov, 2021 07:14 am
@Linkat,
Santa is a contraction of St Nicholas, the Turkish Saint.

Flying reindeer are a common hallucination when taking fly agaric mushrooms, although they can kill you. That's why shamen would drink reindeer urine instead, as hallucinogenic and non fatal.

There is only one entrance to such shamanic buildings so the door is also the chimney.

The Holly King flies through the air on reindeer in an obvious state of intoxication. His colours are even the same as the fly agaric.

The two traditions have become conflated,but not in this house, we have no truck with Santa here, only Father Christmas, the Holly King.
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tsarstepan
 
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Reply Sun 19 Dec, 2021 10:27 am
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Mon 17 Jan, 2022 01:03 pm
@tsarstepan,
A bit late for the season but still worth it.

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