Equus wrote:Speaking of meat... how about meat shaped like vegetables for carnivores who have to eat with vegetarians.
BZZZZZZ! Thank you for playing, but that might actually be useful....
How about ketchup made out of water and food coloring?
Stamping out restaurants.OUT!OUT!OUT!
Nose hair fluffers... this handy dandy little gizmo lifts each nose hair ever so gently and instead of yanking it out or clipping it short, it instead slices the hair into 5 equal parts and shoots a jet of air in separating the hairs...caution should be taken in extremely hair infested nostrils since too many fluffs could cause death, dehydration, cramping, nausea, irritability etc. etc.
Aren't those called fireflys?
- Non-stick tape
- bland candy bars
-deflateable balloons
oven
instead of letting the heat out when opening the oven door, have a glass top on top of the oven(for floor ovens only) so you dont have to let the heat out. Also have a little "slide door" on top for safety reasons( the heat) not sure if the digital thermometer for this is already out but id add that to it.
heheheh i actually have solar powered lanterns to light up my driveway. they have a battery in them that stores solar energy during the day, and a sensor so they turn on when it gets dark.
How about a small glass window in the side of the refrigerator so you can check to see if the little light has gone out when the door is shut?
Equus wrote:How about a small glass window in the side of the refrigerator so you can check to see if the little light has gone out when the door is shut?
That's a good idea. Worth creating.
Please let me know if any of the foll are already available. These may not be entirely useless:
zero-calorie cheese that tastes as good - no more guilt when ravaging thru pizza buffets
Wireless TV/DVD player/home theatre
Material for Full sleeve shirts, which makes it thin yet as heat-resistant as wearing 2 shirts and a winter jacket
Affordable(within $500) combined washer-dryer
Cars that run on ambient air, is energy efficent, safe and produces no emissions
Glasses that enable you to see the other person naked(of course when he/she is wearing dresses!)
Nail-proof tires at same or less price as regular ones
Global wireless phone that never goes out of range and comes at the same price
A software that converts what I sing exactly into instrumental music(my choice of instrument)
Wireless conversion of instrumental music/vocals to digital form - wireless sequencing
Cars/vehicles with breathalyzers that refuse to start if alcohol levels in breath are high
An automatic suction-based waste disposal unit in every apartment unit and home. No more carrying trash bags out in the cold to the dumpster
More later..
@abs of flab,
how about non absorbant tampons
A clock in the form of a helmet, using a bite switch. When you bite down on the switch, an image of a clock is projected onto the wall in front of you, letting you see the time.
@Brandon9000,
Construction girders made out of spaghetti. Can be cooked or raw.
@Craven de Kere,
solar powered mining cars
A U.S. - Russian arms treaty to increase their nuclear arsenals.
@Mr Nice,
Mr Nice wrote:
plastic bicycles.
Got 'em! Are you getting your royalties? When plastic meets two wheels, it is called "carbon fiber".
@roger,
A boomerang that actually comes back ... Like an internal homing device, so no matter how you throw it - it always comes back. No matter what. ...Do they have those? They should.
