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Useless inventions (invent something stupid today!)

 
 
DrewDad
 
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Reply Wed 31 Aug, 2005 10:46 am
Equus wrote:
Speaking of meat... how about meat shaped like vegetables for carnivores who have to eat with vegetarians.

BZZZZZZ! Thank you for playing, but that might actually be useful....

How about ketchup made out of water and food coloring?
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spendius
 
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Reply Wed 14 Sep, 2005 01:54 pm
Stamping out restaurants.OUT!OUT!OUT!
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Sturgis
 
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Reply Fri 16 Sep, 2005 04:17 pm
Nose hair fluffers... this handy dandy little gizmo lifts each nose hair ever so gently and instead of yanking it out or clipping it short, it instead slices the hair into 5 equal parts and shoots a jet of air in separating the hairs...caution should be taken in extremely hair infested nostrils since too many fluffs could cause death, dehydration, cramping, nausea, irritability etc. etc.
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Dark Dealer
 
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Reply Sat 8 Oct, 2005 12:40 pm
Flying lightbulbs
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Frisbee
 
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Reply Fri 20 Jan, 2006 01:33 pm
Aren't those called fireflys?
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Frisbee
 
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Reply Fri 20 Jan, 2006 01:38 pm
- Non-stick tape
- bland candy bars
-deflateable balloons
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Fri 20 Jan, 2006 01:50 pm
Solid-gold frisbees.
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bluegreen111
 
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Reply Tue 13 Nov, 2007 09:11 pm
oven
instead of letting the heat out when opening the oven door, have a glass top on top of the oven(for floor ovens only) so you dont have to let the heat out. Also have a little "slide door" on top for safety reasons( the heat) not sure if the digital thermometer for this is already out but id add that to it. Shocked Idea Idea
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justcallmeblue
 
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Reply Thu 15 Nov, 2007 05:48 pm
heheheh i actually have solar powered lanterns to light up my driveway. they have a battery in them that stores solar energy during the day, and a sensor so they turn on when it gets dark.
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Mr Nice
 
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Reply Sat 17 Nov, 2007 09:33 am
plastic bicycles.
Equus
 
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Reply Mon 19 Nov, 2007 05:49 pm
How about a small glass window in the side of the refrigerator so you can check to see if the little light has gone out when the door is shut?
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Mr Nice
 
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Reply Sat 24 Nov, 2007 08:00 pm
Equus wrote:
How about a small glass window in the side of the refrigerator so you can check to see if the little light has gone out when the door is shut?


That's a good idea. Worth creating.
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counterpoint
 
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Reply Mon 26 Nov, 2007 05:10 pm
Please let me know if any of the foll are already available. These may not be entirely useless:

zero-calorie cheese that tastes as good - no more guilt when ravaging thru pizza buffets

Wireless TV/DVD player/home theatre

Material for Full sleeve shirts, which makes it thin yet as heat-resistant as wearing 2 shirts and a winter jacket

Affordable(within $500) combined washer-dryer

Cars that run on ambient air, is energy efficent, safe and produces no emissions

Glasses that enable you to see the other person naked(of course when he/she is wearing dresses!)

Nail-proof tires at same or less price as regular ones

Global wireless phone that never goes out of range and comes at the same price

A software that converts what I sing exactly into instrumental music(my choice of instrument)

Wireless conversion of instrumental music/vocals to digital form - wireless sequencing

Cars/vehicles with breathalyzers that refuse to start if alcohol levels in breath are high

An automatic suction-based waste disposal unit in every apartment unit and home. No more carrying trash bags out in the cold to the dumpster

More later..
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herbla
 
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Reply Mon 30 Mar, 2009 11:34 am
@abs of flab,
how about non absorbant tampons
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Brandon9000
 
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Reply Tue 31 Mar, 2009 05:55 am
A clock in the form of a helmet, using a bite switch. When you bite down on the switch, an image of a clock is projected onto the wall in front of you, letting you see the time.
jespah
 
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Reply Tue 31 Mar, 2009 06:09 am
@Brandon9000,
Construction girders made out of spaghetti. Can be cooked or raw.
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dan sharp
 
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Reply Sat 27 Mar, 2010 08:31 pm
@Craven de Kere,
Prayer book for athiests
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dan sharp
 
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Reply Sat 27 Mar, 2010 08:36 pm
@Craven de Kere,
solar powered mining cars
A U.S. - Russian arms treaty to increase their nuclear arsenals.
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roger
 
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Reply Sat 27 Mar, 2010 10:11 pm
@Mr Nice,
Mr Nice wrote:

plastic bicycles.


Got 'em! Are you getting your royalties? When plastic meets two wheels, it is called "carbon fiber".
Daisy Ryder
 
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Reply Sat 2 Nov, 2013 10:04 am
@roger,
A boomerang that actually comes back ... Like an internal homing device, so no matter how you throw it - it always comes back. No matter what. ...Do they have those? They should.
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