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Useless inventions (invent something stupid today!)

 
 
Francis
 
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Reply Thu 25 Nov, 2004 04:54 pm
Stunning, it isn't?
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paulaj
 
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Reply Thu 25 Nov, 2004 06:04 pm
Yes it is!
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Francis
 
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Reply Fri 26 Nov, 2004 10:03 am
A device to count myriapods feet.
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Fri 26 Nov, 2004 11:06 am
paulaj wrote:
I want Hoover to make a vacuum cleaner for the serious housekeeper, that would be me, and this is how I want it designed-

I want the motor to be a small block chevy 350, turbo transmission and a ford 9in. open rear w/3.25 gears.
And I want it to have twin 500 cfm (cfm=can't find mechanic) makuni circle track carburetors.

And for optimum performance when company drops in unexpectedly and I need to clean up quick, I would like a Flowmaster American Thunder dual exhaust system with Hedman Headers 4" polished stainless steel tips, a Jet Stage 2 chip and an Airaid Cool Air Intake system.

I would like the exterior to be pretty yet durable, I'm thinkin' hand-laid fiberglass for superior strength yet lightweight for easy maneuverability in those hard to reach places.

If Hoover could pull this off it would make my life so much easier.


Add some laser cannons, drop by my place to clean once it's invented, and I am so with you.
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Francis
 
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Reply Mon 29 Nov, 2004 10:51 am
Here we are : back to the futur!
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winterwolf1965
 
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Reply Tue 11 Jan, 2005 08:49 am
Caffeine Free Diet Mountain Dew

What was I drinking this for again?
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jamo2990
 
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Reply Wed 19 Jan, 2005 11:48 pm
a new and better useless invention
wat about odourless air freshener
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chipdouglas04
 
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Reply Thu 24 Feb, 2005 11:12 am
here are some me and my friend roby have came up with
How about.....

1. Bulletproof gun target
2. Glow in the dark lightbulb

these are only 2 of many
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chipdouglas04
 
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Reply Thu 24 Feb, 2005 05:52 pm
i agree
Equus wrote:
A kick in the head, for idiots who post the same message twice.
dude i agree with you. why would u post the same stuff two times in a row under the same screen name
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magnum
 
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Reply Mon 7 Mar, 2005 01:45 am
how about a condom with airholes?
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Intrepid
 
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Reply Thu 10 Mar, 2005 10:04 am
Curved baseboard heaters for igloos
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Mon 14 Mar, 2005 01:26 am
A "Plot" that can be inserted into French Films.

Satchets of powdered water, to assist in times of severe drought.

An emergency parachute for Submarines.
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Mon 14 Mar, 2005 01:43 am
An Elephant gun that that they can actually pick up and use.

A handbag made of surplus foreskins. Stroke it and it becomes a suitcase.

A Moth Stainer.

A multi accent voicebox for Stephen Hawking. He could then, for instance, be Jamaican on Tuesdays.

A junk mail Penile enhancer that actually works, instead of making my problem worse.
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partyfiend
 
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Reply Sun 27 Mar, 2005 03:51 am
a snowboard cup-holder

(slightly OT but there's a great book of japanese "unuseless inventions" that is nothing to do with me and you can google for if you're interested.)
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pragmatic
 
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Reply Tue 12 Apr, 2005 09:54 pm
I still want an internal kick-up-the-butt machine - it would be better than a useless appendix (unless that can give me a kick up the butt)
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spendius
 
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Reply Thu 16 Jun, 2005 06:39 am
For restless and anxious sleepers.

Fasten your pubic hair to the mattress with a short string and it will save you tossing and turning all night.
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theollady
 
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Reply Mon 27 Jun, 2005 06:34 am
A rain hat that inverts to a lovely hairstyle,
Blonde of course.
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partyfiend
 
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Reply Fri 1 Jul, 2005 08:43 am
Energy-saving lightbulbs for lava lamps.
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violet24
 
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Reply Mon 4 Jul, 2005 07:07 am
Lord Ellpus wrote:
An Elephant gun that that they can actually pick up and use.

A handbag made of surplus foreskins. Stroke it and it becomes a suitcase.

A Moth Stainer.

A multi accent voicebox for Stephen Hawking. He could then, for instance, be Jamaican on Tuesdays.

A junk mail Penile enhancer that actually works, instead of making my problem worse.



just read this, its bloody hilarious!
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violet24
 
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Reply Mon 4 Jul, 2005 07:42 am
watches we can wear as neck chains.
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