A device to count myriapods feet.
paulaj wrote:I want Hoover to make a vacuum cleaner for the serious housekeeper, that would be me, and this is how I want it designed-
I want the motor to be a small block chevy 350, turbo transmission and a ford 9in. open rear w/3.25 gears.
And I want it to have twin 500 cfm (cfm=can't find mechanic) makuni circle track carburetors.
And for optimum performance when company drops in unexpectedly and I need to clean up quick, I would like a Flowmaster American Thunder dual exhaust system with Hedman Headers 4" polished stainless steel tips, a Jet Stage 2 chip and an Airaid Cool Air Intake system.
I would like the exterior to be pretty yet durable, I'm thinkin' hand-laid fiberglass for superior strength yet lightweight for easy maneuverability in those hard to reach places.
If Hoover could pull this off it would make my life so much easier.
Add some laser cannons, drop by my place to clean once it's invented, and I am so with you.
Here we are : back to the futur!
Caffeine Free Diet Mountain Dew
What was I drinking this for again?
a new and better useless invention
wat about odourless air freshener
here are some me and my friend roby have came up with
How about.....
1. Bulletproof gun target
2. Glow in the dark lightbulb
these are only 2 of many
i agree
Equus wrote:A kick in the head, for idiots who post the same message twice.
dude i agree with you. why would u post the same stuff two times in a row under the same screen name
how about a condom with airholes?
Curved baseboard heaters for igloos
A "Plot" that can be inserted into French Films.
Satchets of powdered water, to assist in times of severe drought.
An emergency parachute for Submarines.
An Elephant gun that that they can actually pick up and use.
A handbag made of surplus foreskins. Stroke it and it becomes a suitcase.
A Moth Stainer.
A multi accent voicebox for Stephen Hawking. He could then, for instance, be Jamaican on Tuesdays.
A junk mail Penile enhancer that actually works, instead of making my problem worse.
a snowboard cup-holder
(slightly OT but there's a great book of japanese "unuseless inventions" that is nothing to do with me and you can google for if you're interested.)
I still want an internal kick-up-the-butt machine - it would be better than a useless appendix (unless that can give me a kick up the butt)
For restless and anxious sleepers.
Fasten your pubic hair to the mattress with a short string and it will save you tossing and turning all night.
A rain hat that inverts to a lovely hairstyle,
Blonde of course.
Energy-saving lightbulbs for lava lamps.
Lord Ellpus wrote:An Elephant gun that that they can actually pick up and use.
A handbag made of surplus foreskins. Stroke it and it becomes a suitcase.
A Moth Stainer.
A multi accent voicebox for Stephen Hawking. He could then, for instance, be Jamaican on Tuesdays.
A junk mail Penile enhancer that actually works, instead of making my problem worse.
just read this, its bloody hilarious!
watches we can wear as neck chains.
