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Useless inventions (invent something stupid today!)

 
 
Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Mon 2 Feb, 2004 02:43 am
They do make a lot of over-the-counter medicines that contain alcohol, so why don't they start branding them with popular beverages?

-Cough syrup with single malt whisky
-Smirnoff-expectorant
-Peppermint-schapps flavoured Peptobismel
-Absinthe Rogaine
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Equus
 
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Reply Mon 2 Feb, 2004 03:44 pm
Excellent idea. How about a liquor that contains a hangover remedy?
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patiodog
 
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Reply Mon 2 Feb, 2004 04:46 pm
Huh? Liquor is a hangover remedy. At least in the short term...
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plugnplay
 
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Reply Fri 1 Oct, 2004 05:03 pm
the reverse microwave
alcohol patch
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Equus
 
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Reply Sat 2 Oct, 2004 09:09 am
Have you seen the gumballs that contain vitamins?

How about an ice cream bar with daily vitamins.
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Mon 18 Oct, 2004 11:28 pm
Mr Stillwater wrote:
They do make a lot of over-the-counter medicines that contain alcohol, so why don't they start branding them with popular beverages?

-Absinthe Rogaine


Absinthe is popular? Or are you suggesting Rogaine as the flavor?

Anyhoo,

Clear giftwrap.

For the security-minded: blank computer screens.
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Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Tue 19 Oct, 2004 12:12 am
Wheel clamps for jumbo jets
Asprin with Viagra (no excuses now, sweets!)
A tag on the milk carton that lets you know when you're down to the last 50ml - changes colour or something
Marijuana chewing-gum


How about a car that flips up on its side to make it easier to work underneath?
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hey Ya
 
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Reply Thu 21 Oct, 2004 05:56 am
How about Waterproof sponge?
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Thu 21 Oct, 2004 09:13 pm
Mute button on a white-noise machine.
Hand-cranked air conditioner.
Full-spectrum blacklight.
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isoldmysoul4rocknroll
 
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Reply Sun 24 Oct, 2004 12:39 pm
Onion scented deodordant
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Sun 24 Oct, 2004 02:44 pm
mmm.... onions.

liquid kitty litter
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Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Sun 24 Oct, 2004 05:15 pm
Grease-proof bread
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paulaj
 
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Reply Thu 18 Nov, 2004 06:28 pm
Thinking...
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Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Thu 18 Nov, 2004 07:38 pm
A computer mouse that bolts to the table to stop it being lost or stolen.
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paulaj
 
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Reply Thu 18 Nov, 2004 09:15 pm
I want Hoover to make a vacuum cleaner for the serious housekeeper, that would be me, and this is how I want it designed-

I want the motor to be a small block chevy 350, turbo transmission and a ford 9in. open rear w/3.25 gears.
And I want it to have twin 500 cfm (cfm=can't find mechanic) makuni circle track carburetors.

And for optimum performance when company drops in unexpectedly and I need to clean up quick, I would like a Flowmaster American Thunder dual exhaust system with Hedman Headers 4" polished stainless steel tips, a Jet Stage 2 chip and an Airaid Cool Air Intake system.

I would like the exterior to be pretty yet durable, I'm thinkin' hand-laid fiberglass for superior strength yet lightweight for easy maneuverability in those hard to reach places.

If Hoover could pull this off it would make my life so much easier.
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kflux
 
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Reply Sat 20 Nov, 2004 01:23 am
a remote , remote contol finder
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wcbethmd
 
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Reply Tue 23 Nov, 2004 01:14 pm
Umm, I need one of those.

how about waterproof towels? Has that one been said? hehe.
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Bibliophile the BibleGuru
 
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Reply Thu 25 Nov, 2004 04:27 pm
What about a see-through Charge Sheet.

That way you can see what's coming to ya before the police officer reads it out!

Really useful.
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Francis
 
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Reply Thu 25 Nov, 2004 04:40 pm
better to have a device to mentally control the police!
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paulaj
 
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Reply Thu 25 Nov, 2004 04:47 pm
Francis wrote:
better to have a device to mentally control the police!

There is a device, and the police have it, it's called a Stun Gun. All you have to do is get it away from them Laughing
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