I had ALL of them in me life -they just ain't FUNNY!
non-waterproof umbrella
a heated ice bucket
a vibrating scalpel
a glass baseball
Shoes with springs in them (for those who want a "spring in their step")
An portable gizmo that allow you to see all films in black and white and mono (for those who hanker for the "good old days").
A home permanent wave kit for poodles.
A Telemarketer Zapper. Whan a salesman calls, your phone lets loose with a string of four letter words.
Voice-A-Phone: Gadget that will morph your voice to those of a famous person when you talk on the phone.
How 'bout powdered water? (I think I have to give credit to Stephen Wright for this.)
Windshield wipers for people who wear glasses and like to walk in the rain.
Hair coloring called "Mousy Brown."
Disposable heart transplants
I have to credit my brother with this one: the electric spaghetti twirler.
Automatic shakers on urinals.
Okay- cars that are powered by solar sails.
How bout a waterproof cell phone holder?
or a toilet seat lift, ya know like the trash cans ya step on the thingy and the seat comes up then when you step off it lowers the seat!
This is something I read about many years ago. It was during the time of jukeboxes.
a record called 4 minutes of silence.
A marine toilet on gimbals so one can comfortably go on high seas.
Heads Will Roll
Cat wax
Toilets engineered to spin the proper American way, even in the Southern hemisphere (credit to the Simpsons)
Non-alcoholic beer
Sure, if it don't make sense, it must be stupid, yes?
Stupid Inventions
Ok, I think i have some pretty good ones here.
Glass Nails
Soluble Life Raft
Clear Hat
Clear Curtains
Glass Mattress
Soluble Tent
Translucent Photo Frame
Transparent Balaclava
Soluble Umbrella
Thanks
I have been caught in a massive storm with a tent that turned out to be soluble....
