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Useless inventions (invent something stupid today!)

 
 
dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 5 Apr, 2003 05:11 pm
I had ALL of them in me life -they just ain't FUNNY!
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TechnoGuyRob
 
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Reply Sun 6 Apr, 2003 01:20 pm
Fat-free rice
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safecracker
 
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Reply Sun 17 Aug, 2003 02:45 pm
non-waterproof umbrella
a heated ice bucket
a vibrating scalpel
a glass baseball
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Phoenix32890
 
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Reply Sun 17 Aug, 2003 02:56 pm
Shoes with springs in them (for those who want a "spring in their step")

An portable gizmo that allow you to see all films in black and white and mono (for those who hanker for the "good old days").

A home permanent wave kit for poodles.

A Telemarketer Zapper. Whan a salesman calls, your phone lets loose with a string of four letter words.

Voice-A-Phone: Gadget that will morph your voice to those of a famous person when you talk on the phone.
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Roberta
 
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Reply Sun 17 Aug, 2003 05:28 pm
How 'bout powdered water? (I think I have to give credit to Stephen Wright for this.)

Windshield wipers for people who wear glasses and like to walk in the rain.

Hair coloring called "Mousy Brown."
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Lazarus
 
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Reply Wed 17 Sep, 2003 02:38 pm
Disposable heart transplants
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jespah
 
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Reply Wed 17 Sep, 2003 02:45 pm
I have to credit my brother with this one: the electric spaghetti twirler.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Wed 17 Sep, 2003 02:52 pm
Automatic shakers on urinals.
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Lazarus
 
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Reply Tue 23 Sep, 2003 02:06 pm
Okay- cars that are powered by solar sails.
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mememe
 
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Reply Thu 30 Oct, 2003 05:50 pm
How bout a waterproof cell phone holder?
or a toilet seat lift, ya know like the trash cans ya step on the thingy and the seat comes up then when you step off it lowers the seat!
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RicardoTizon
 
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Reply Thu 30 Oct, 2003 09:55 pm
This is something I read about many years ago. It was during the time of jukeboxes.

a record called 4 minutes of silence.
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SealPoet
 
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Reply Fri 31 Oct, 2003 05:30 am
A marine toilet on gimbals so one can comfortably go on high seas.

Heads Will Roll
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Fri 31 Oct, 2003 06:25 am
Cat wax
Toilets engineered to spin the proper American way, even in the Southern hemisphere (credit to the Simpsons)
Non-alcoholic beer
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 31 Oct, 2003 07:12 am
cat wax?
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Fri 31 Oct, 2003 08:30 am
Sure, if it don't make sense, it must be stupid, yes?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 31 Oct, 2003 08:45 am
Hmmmmmmmmm - mebbe.....
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Fri 31 Oct, 2003 08:55 am
I was just making that up, but check this out:

http://www.beclaws.com/Merchant2/merchant.mv?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=B&Product_Code=5272&Category_Code=HI
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 31 Oct, 2003 09:00 am
poor pussy!
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abs of flab
 
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Reply Sun 1 Feb, 2004 06:23 am
Stupid Inventions
Ok, I think i have some pretty good ones here.


Glass Nails
Soluble Life Raft
Clear Hat
Clear Curtains
Glass Mattress
Soluble Tent
Translucent Photo Frame
Transparent Balaclava
Soluble Umbrella

Thanks Surprised
dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 1 Feb, 2004 06:43 am
I have been caught in a massive storm with a tent that turned out to be soluble....
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