permanent markers that can be washed off.
Lord Ellpus is an inspiration to us all...
Elephant grass they can actually mow.
Paint stripper that's actually titillating.
Snail mail they can actually read.
Kangaroo courts they can actually play tennis on.
Dog ends they can sit on comfortably.
Catwalks for cats.
Horse play they can put on at a theatre.
Bulldog clips that look pretty on their ears.
double ended condoms
eskimo bikini
inflammable barbeque coals
waterproof toilet paper
read only chatrooms
opera glasses for seeing eye dogs
miners sunblock
non-inflammable barbecue coals
A real invention: I bought a turntable for my record collection. It plays one record at a time, so you have to get up at the end of each record. Still, it came with a remote.
I want to invent a bed that I can get into and go straight to sleep-
not needing warm milk, pills or other sedatives.
Foolproof, rocky bye... gone, zzz zzz, in just moments!
theollady
You could mount a spring loaded hammer on the headboard?!
(church, let me say, this is to be a
painless bed)
how about a decaffeinated coffee table?
or a non-reflective mirror?
Maybe a SOFT speaker and an Rcee
a bit disgusting but what about non-absorbent toilet paper?
A portable library for the powder room.
chewing gum u have to suck.
clothes that erase in a jiffy, (instead of laundry)
Ceiling Wax! (When I was younger, I actually thought this is what they said in "Puff the Magic Dragon" instead of sealing wax.)
I think every home needs a soap cleaner.
If you arrange five sausages carefully on a foil and grill and then eat them and then leave the foil where visitors will see it they will think you have had a hand for lunch and will treat you with more respect.
Speaking of meat... how about meat shaped like vegetables for carnivores who have to eat with vegetarians.
