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Useless inventions (invent something stupid today!)

 
 
violet24
 
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Reply Mon 4 Jul, 2005 07:45 am
permanent markers that can be washed off.
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Clary
 
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Reply Mon 4 Jul, 2005 10:33 am
Lord Ellpus is an inspiration to us all...


Elephant grass they can actually mow.
Paint stripper that's actually titillating.
Snail mail they can actually read.
Kangaroo courts they can actually play tennis on.
Dog ends they can sit on comfortably.
Catwalks for cats.
Horse play they can put on at a theatre.
Bulldog clips that look pretty on their ears.
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churchofME
 
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Reply Thu 7 Jul, 2005 07:45 pm
double ended condoms

eskimo bikini

inflammable barbeque coals

waterproof toilet paper

read only chatrooms

opera glasses for seeing eye dogs

miners sunblock
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Clary
 
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Reply Fri 8 Jul, 2005 03:52 am
non-inflammable barbecue coals
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churchofME
 
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Reply Fri 8 Jul, 2005 04:31 am
my apologies clary
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violet24
 
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Reply Fri 8 Jul, 2005 04:42 am
invisible highlighters
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Fri 8 Jul, 2005 04:49 am
A real invention: I bought a turntable for my record collection. It plays one record at a time, so you have to get up at the end of each record. Still, it came with a remote.
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theollady
 
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Reply Fri 8 Jul, 2005 10:19 pm
I want to invent a bed that I can get into and go straight to sleep-
not needing warm milk, pills or other sedatives.

Foolproof, rocky bye... gone, zzz zzz, in just moments!
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churchofME
 
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Reply Sat 9 Jul, 2005 02:03 am
theollady

You could mount a spring loaded hammer on the headboard?!
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theollady
 
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Reply Sat 9 Jul, 2005 06:52 am
(church, let me say, this is to be a painless bed) Smile
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krystal tipps
 
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Reply Sat 9 Jul, 2005 11:39 am
how about a decaffeinated coffee table?
or a non-reflective mirror?
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theollady
 
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Reply Sat 9 Jul, 2005 02:59 pm
Maybe a SOFT speaker and an Rcee
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krystal tipps
 
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Reply Sun 10 Jul, 2005 06:23 am
a bit disgusting but what about non-absorbent toilet paper?
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theollady
 
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Reply Tue 12 Jul, 2005 08:43 am
A portable library for the powder room.
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violet24
 
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Reply Wed 13 Jul, 2005 03:10 am
chewing gum u have to suck.
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theollady
 
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Reply Thu 14 Jul, 2005 11:28 pm
clothes that erase in a jiffy, (instead of laundry)
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Briana83
 
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Reply Fri 15 Jul, 2005 02:13 pm
Ceiling Wax! (When I was younger, I actually thought this is what they said in "Puff the Magic Dragon" instead of sealing wax.)
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Sturgis
 
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Reply Tue 16 Aug, 2005 08:06 pm
I think every home needs a soap cleaner.
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spendius
 
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Reply Sat 27 Aug, 2005 03:54 am
If you arrange five sausages carefully on a foil and grill and then eat them and then leave the foil where visitors will see it they will think you have had a hand for lunch and will treat you with more respect.
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Equus
 
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Reply Wed 31 Aug, 2005 10:34 am
Speaking of meat... how about meat shaped like vegetables for carnivores who have to eat with vegetarians.
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