THE SHRINKING GOP BASE.

We used to do pilonidal cysts all the time when i was in the Army Medical Corps. Truck drivers, jeep drivers, tank drivers--they get 'em all the time. The army calls it "jeep riders disease." Lush Lamebrain must have sucked somebody off to get a deferment for that, it's as common as dirt in the Army.

This is a hillarious article comparing the current political envirnoment to "Star Wars" and the conservative who wrote it thinks the conservatives are ... the rebels. Yes the party of pre-emptive war, litmus tests and lock step voting doesn't see themselves as a clone army run by an evil emperor. They see themselves as the underdog, rag-tag army of farm boys, homeless princesses, ruffian smugglers and aliens (possibly illegal) with hearts of gold.

The recent departure of Arlene Specter can be likened to the lancing of an abscess to remove the nidus of infection which is necessary for a body to be healed. Similarly, the Republican party must purge out the Republicans In Name Only (RINO) if they do not immediately repent. The “force” of the Republican party is their conservative principals, just like the Jedi Luke Skywalker, they must resist temptations away from this force.

They will have to create a national emergency in order to....

farmerman wrote:

They will have to create a national emergency in order to....

It's my understanding that emergency rationing of long-neck Bud lite could occur before the next election cycle.

Nothing like conservative principals to make schools run efficiently.

American universities are in trouble if spelling skills like these are enough for Dr. Tony Magana to earn a doctorate.

Foofie wrote:

The Republicans will have to find another personality that the masses look up to, a la Ronald Reagan. There are a few in Hollywood. Be patient.

A Chuck Norris and Sarah Palin ticket looks promising if Joe the Plumber (who now embraces gay friends who he won't allow within a mile of his children) becomes a regular speaker at their fund raisers and campaign appearances.

Plumber, perhaps the most well-known quasi-plumber turned author turned war correspondent turned economic advisor turned political reporter turned public speaker, announced today that he " like Specter " was throwing in the towel.

Who got this exclusive? Credit TIME magazine. Nice scoop. And there’s worry that traditional journalism is dead?

Michael Grunwald reports that Plumber (we know he has another last name but Plumber is easier to spell) is “so outraged by GOP overspending, he’s quitting the party " and he’s the bull’s-eye of its target audience.”

“But he also said he wouldn’t support any cuts in defense, Social Security, Medicare or Medicaid " which, along with debt payments, would put more than two-thirds of the budget off limits,” Grunwald adds.

You can see why the GOP enlisted him to be an economic advisor a couple months ago.

In the last month, same-sex marriage has become legal in Iowa and Vermont. What do you think about same-sex marriage at a state level?

At a state level, it's up to them. I don't want it to be a federal thing. I personally still think it's wrong. People don't understand the dictionary"it's called queer. Queer means strange and unusual. It's not like a slur, like you would call a white person a honky or something like that. You know, God is pretty explicit in what we're supposed to do"what man and woman are for. Now, at the same time, we're supposed to love everybody and accept people, and preach against the sins. I've had some friends that are actually homosexual. And, I mean, they know where I stand, and they know that I wouldn't have them anywhere near my children. But at the same time, they're people, and they're going to do their thing.

Didn't Joe the Plumber also have a stint as a country western singer?

He's definitely a man of virtually unlimited non-talents.

American schools and universities are controlled by the left and have been for decades.

American schools and universities are controlled by the left and have been for decades.