US DECLARES A SWINE FLU EMERGENCY

Our spiders are pussies compared to those six inch diameter Australian things that stalk people , fang em until they are limp bags of pigs feet jelly, and then they drag their jellied prey back to their lairs to suck out precious bodily fluids of the victim while they are still alive.!!

We have no kinds of animals like that big brown vicious snarling Australian snake that can outrun a chevy corvette when it wants to attack you. Then it rears up nine feet tall and sinks sabre toothed fangs, dripping with instant liquid death into your body. I hear that you are dead before you even hit the ground.

Nope, we have nothing like that. Even our fuzzy grizzly bears will leave you alone if you just lay down and make believe that you went to sleep. They will sniff you, maybe urinate on you, and then will leave you alone.
I dont know where you get these fantastic untrue tales of our cute American animals. Many of these people on A2K arent as honest as I.

I forgot the skunks, the porcupines, the poison ivy, the tornadoes, the blizzards, the death adders, the homeys!

and the WHITE people!
oh my god
they are everywhere.

AND YOUVE GOT THIS GUY

I keep agreeing with Rosborne, which is worrying, since I'm naturally disagreeable.

oh dear what are those six inch diameter Australian things called?

All of these posts over the flu. I just got back from Mexico and just in case I didn't bring that flu with me, I stopped in San Diego. It's a conspiracy

Can't white people be homeys? (Your customs are strange to me.)

We do?

That looks bad!

Who is he?

Lies.

Thats PIRATE PETE, an Oz institution. Cmon deb, try to keep up.

That would be the snarling and vicious Funnel Cake Spider

okay maybe i know too much about coast to coast am
from the coast to coast newsletter

Flu Special:

On Monday night, George Noory returned to Los Angeles and hosted a special edition of C2C with examination and analysis of the recent swine flu outbreak. 2nd hour guest, Dr. Gary Ridenour suggested that this virus could further mutate and become even more dangerous. We could see mass school closings and work outages in the U.S., he said, and in a worst-case scenario, 5-15 million people could die. He estimated there was a 40% chance that the new virus was man-made, and was released either accidentally or intentionally.

Appearing in the latter half of the show, Alex Jones and Stephen Quayle both agreed the new swine virus was not natural. It's a "genetically altered bioweapon," possibly being "beta-tested in the field" to target specific races, Quayle contended. Jones cited experts in the field, pointing toward the virus being designed, and he noted how unusual it is for a flu virus to start out of season, and not come from the East.
Quayle suggested the virus may be part of a global plan to reduce the population, and that the mysterious deaths of microbiologists in recent years could be connected to this outbreak-- scientists who could help stop a pandemic were taken out. Jones posited the idea that flu fears could be deliberate hype by the government in order to distract the public from other issues.

Funnel webs are quite small.

The first conspiracy theory?

coast to coast am is an alternate solution radio show, they've raised the idea of government sponsored pandemics before

they deal with all the usual stuff, aliens, alternate realities, the illuminati/NWO that kind of stuff

they have scooped the major news media a few times, most recently the bee disappearances, they were reporting the phenomenon at least six months before the major news outlets picked it up

What we really need is a virus that selectively targets whacko's and morons.

i think of it as theatre, not information

The government has been secretly attacking whackos and morons for years with their genetic program that allowed them to insert stupidity genes into the water those people drink. How could you possible miss the evidence? It is there every time they open their mouths.

i swear to god this ******* swine flu bullshit.

AHHHH!!

my tv is stuck on channel 20, my dog chewed up my remote and my buttons dont work.

good god.

swine flu swine flu swine flu

!!!

shut the **** up!