Geek and Nerd Humor

Classic xkcd!

I'm still working my way through the entire collection chronologically, as you can probably tell if you follow my posts in various threads.

MacGyver gets lazy

that's how I remember the snap/

From The Week's bible updating competition

THE WINNER: My God, my God! Why have you unfriended me?
Jean MacKay Jackson, Tulsa, OK

SECOND PLACE: … do not be afraid to take Mary home as your wife, because the Lord is the babydaddy
Jeffrey Contompasis, Ashburn, VA

THIRD PLACE: And on the seventh day, He chilled
Edward Gerecs, Pembroke Pines, FL

HONORABLE MENTIONS:

Jesus
Meredith Granieri, Ventnor, NJ

Genesis 1:1 -- Bang!
Pastor Terence D. McLean, Alpha, OH

And while they were in the field, Cain unfriended Abel
Mike Paul, Carrboro, NC

In the beginning, God created the hardware and the software
Deborah Halter, Decatur, GA

And Adam replied to the Lord, "I've changed my Facebook status to naked and hiding."
Ashley Ryan, Catonsville, MD

Go forth and do the math
Mike Maurer, Charleston, IL

And for 40 years the mothers told their children, "Yes, it's manna for dinner AGAIN"
Les Ackland, Oakdale, PA

The Top 10 Do's and Don'ts
Craig VanMetre, Bartlett, IL

Thou shalt not misappropriate
Bill Zisek, Houston

No schtupping on the side
Janine Witte, New Hope, PA

An iPhone for an iPhone
Lea-Anne Jackson, Decatur, GA

Judge not, lest ye be voted off
Angela James, Westminster, MD

Give props to the Lord.
Jim Siergey, Chicago

For God so loved the world, He didn’t send a committee
Robert Kimble, Roswell, GA

Microsoft (who makes the .net product) just bought Skype.



God dammit so much.

Oh poo, this would have been so much better if they'd announced it on April 19!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skynet_(Terminator)#Terminator:_The_Sarah_Connor_Chronicles

That's funny!

I once had a front opening bra which certainly separated the men from the boys!

Galactic Empire Times: Obi-Wan Kenobi Is Dead, Vader Says



Gotta click that...

Did you read the comments? Talk about a geek nation staying with the programme - great stuff.

Totally! I loved the droid spam... :-)

http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=2245#comic

http://popstrip.com/password-validation/

If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs, perhaps you've misunderstood the situation.