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Geek and Nerd Humor

 
 
Shapeless
 
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Reply Mon 9 Mar, 2009 01:25 am
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ovJS1Em-6dg/RtF-J9gIu-I/AAAAAAAANQM/QVgA8iEs-Oo/s400/geekClock.jpg
nimh
 
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Reply Wed 18 Mar, 2009 08:17 am
http://rlv.zcache.com/beware_of_geeks_bearing_gifs_d_bumper_sticker-p128971137561296728tmn6_210.jpg
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nimh
 
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Reply Mon 30 Mar, 2009 10:37 am
God I frigging love Reddit.

Quote:
I had a somewhat similar experience -- sitting on a beach long after everyone else had gone to bed. There was a HUGE full moon, the fire was down to embers, and I was nursing my last beer in a state of steady bliss watching the moonlight reflect off the water. I saw a bird fly by, and land up on the mast of a sailboat beached nearby. "Man," I thought to myself, "it's so bright even the seagulls are out." Then I realized that this perched bird was more portrait than landscape, and figured it was an owl. [..]

That last sentence had me cracking up. Geeks ftw.
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nimh
 
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Reply Sun 12 Apr, 2009 04:14 pm
The images were too huge, so just click the links...

God's Inbox

Bill Gates Facebook
dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 12 Apr, 2009 04:41 pm
@nimh,
Laughing Laughing Laughing
Thomas
 
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Reply Mon 13 Apr, 2009 09:01 pm
@dlowan,
You may be worried that you "get" this stuff, but you like it, don't you. You're one of us, the nerds. Will you marry me?
dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 13 Apr, 2009 10:17 pm
@Thomas,
I only get some of it.


What if that percentage of me marries you?
DrewDad
 
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Reply Mon 13 Apr, 2009 10:21 pm
@dlowan,
I imagine that could work, provided he gets to select the bits.

Are you talking by volume, weight, or surface area?
dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 13 Apr, 2009 10:22 pm
@DrewDad,
It'd kind of have to be all of them, I guess, to be consistent?
Thomas
 
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Reply Tue 14 Apr, 2009 04:50 am
@dlowan,
dlowan wrote:
I only get some of it.

What if that percentage of me marries you?

Well, I guess I'd have to substitute your missing bits with spare parts from this unfinished cyborg I have lying around somewhere. Shouldn't be a big problem. That's what I'm a geek for.
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sozobe
 
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Reply Tue 14 Apr, 2009 06:40 am
@nimh,
Those are great!

Love the identical "LET THE UNBELIEVERS PERISH" subject lines from Osama Bin Laden, Pat Robertson, and Rabbi Levinger. Also the skateboarder ones.
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Tue 14 Apr, 2009 06:48 am
@dlowan,
"A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds...." - Ralph Waldo Emerson
dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 14 Apr, 2009 07:12 am
@DrewDad,
You calling me little?
DrewDad
 
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Reply Tue 14 Apr, 2009 07:38 am
@dlowan,
Relative to what?
old europe
 
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Reply Tue 14 Apr, 2009 07:39 am
@DrewDad,
The universe!
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 14 Apr, 2009 08:12 am
@DrewDad,
DrewDad wrote:

Relative to what?


Other pookah.
DrewDad
 
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Reply Tue 14 Apr, 2009 12:17 pm
@dlowan,
You shall know them by their fruits.
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nimh
 
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Reply Mon 20 Apr, 2009 07:37 pm
http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/fermirotica.png
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Shapeless
 
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Reply Mon 20 Apr, 2009 08:03 pm
This used to circulate as an e-mail forward: Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?. Some highlights:

Quote:
Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?

Karl Marx:
It was a historical inevitability.

Machiavelli:
So that its subjects will view it with admiration, as a chicken which has the daring and courage to boldly cross the road, but also with fear, for whom among them has the strength to contend with such a paragon of avian virtue? In such a manner is the princely chicken's dominion maintained.

Timothy Leary:
Because that's the only kind of trip the Establishment would let it take.

Douglas Adams:
Forty-two.

Nietzsche:
Because if you gaze too long across the Road, the Road gazes also across you.

Oliver North:
National Security was at stake.

Carl Jung:
The confluence of events in the cultural gestalt necessitated that individual chickens cross roads at this historical juncture, and therefore synchronicitously brought such occurrences into being.

Ludwig Wittgenstein: The possibility of "crossing" was encoded into the objects "chicken" and "road", and circumstances came into being which caused the actualization of this potential occurrence.

Albert Einstein:
Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.

Buddha:
If you ask this question, you deny your own chicken-nature.

Ernest Hemingway:
To die. In the rain.

Jack Nicholson:
'Cause it (censored) wanted to. That's the (censored) reason.

Ronald Reagan:
I forget.

Zeno of Elea:
To prove it could never reach the other side.
maporsche
 
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Reply Mon 20 Apr, 2009 08:09 pm
I want that clock.
 

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