Geek and Nerd Humor

How else do you find ways to goad a goat?!

Ewe just hadda go there, didn't ewe??

Best nerdy pickup lines...

1. Are you a differential function? Because I'd like to be tangent to your curves!
2. Those curly hair are pure logarithmic!
3. I am a right angle for a-cute girl like you.
4. I was a point till I saw you. I think we should li(ea)n-near.

5. Baby, you overclock my processor!

Q: What do you call a mathematician's bird that won't have anything to eat?
A: A poly "no meal"

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Q: Why do you rarely find mathematicians spending time at the beach?
A: Because they have sine and cosine to get a tan and don't need the sun!

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Mr. Mathematician says...

Life is complex: it has both real and imaginary components.
Life is not rational either: There are wives.

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Did you hear about the teacher who was arrested trying to board an airplane with a compass, a protractor and a calculator?
He was charged with carrying weapons of math's instruction.

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I find the law of diminishing returns isn't as useful as it once was.

SQL jokes!

Cool. I have to try that.