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You can keep your socks on

 
 
Izzie
 
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Reply Sat 31 Jan, 2009 01:35 pm
@dyslexia,
dlowan wrote:

You pee on them, don't you?


dyslexia wrote:

my tomatoes are %100 organic.



we're just talking pee, right! Wink



good to see you Dys - love to the Lady D too. x
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CalamityJane
 
  1  
Reply Sat 31 Jan, 2009 01:50 pm
Yeah, but with all the medication he's got intus, it's not THAT organic anymore!
dyslexia
 
  1  
Reply Sat 31 Jan, 2009 01:57 pm
@CalamityJane,
CalamityJane wrote:

Yeah, but with all the medication he's got intus, it's not THAT organic anymore!
Vicodin makes my tomatoes very mellow.
CalamityJane
 
  1  
Reply Sat 31 Jan, 2009 02:18 pm
....and yellow! Laughing
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blatham
 
  1  
Reply Sat 31 Jan, 2009 02:36 pm
@dyslexia,
You oughta see what viagra does for cucumbers.
BumbleBeeBoogie
 
  3  
Reply Sat 31 Jan, 2009 02:53 pm
@blatham,
They both produce seeds and squirt when squished?

BBB
djjd62
 
  1  
Reply Sat 31 Jan, 2009 02:54 pm
@BumbleBeeBoogie,
Shocked
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blatham
 
  1  
Reply Sat 31 Jan, 2009 03:25 pm
@BumbleBeeBoogie,
We have a winner!!!

The Acme Penis Vice should arrive in your mailbox within 7 business days.

Congratulations!
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shewolfnm
 
  1  
Reply Sat 31 Jan, 2009 05:18 pm
The beefsteak tomato

http://www.ead.ae/Tacsoft/ImageGallery/News/Wht%27s%20New/tomato/YellowTomatoes.jpg
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blatham
 
  1  
Reply Sun 1 Feb, 2009 11:43 am
And the beefcake tomato

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/australasia/parched-australia-faces-collapse-as-climate-change-kicks-in-1522529.html
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blatham
 
  1  
Reply Sun 1 Feb, 2009 11:46 am
it ain't woikin'

I'll let somebody smarter fix it out of sympathy for me.
CalamityJane
 
  1  
Reply Sun 1 Feb, 2009 11:53 am
@blatham,
There you go
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/australasia/parched-australia-faces-collapse-as-climate-change-kicks-in-1522529.html

With a .html format you cannot use [img] - it has to be a jpg file in order
to work.
blatham
 
  1  
Reply Sun 1 Feb, 2009 12:00 pm
@CalamityJane,
LOL...I obviously had something on my clipboard I'd forgotten. Not sure how that happened.

Let's try this... the beefcake tomato
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/99/295007112_701397ac32.jpg
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CalamityJane
 
  1  
Reply Sun 1 Feb, 2009 12:20 pm
Haha, that's funny (about the mix up).

Horrible what girls do to their bodies. She's got a pretty face,
but her body would give anyone the creeps, no? Do men find this attractive?
blatham
 
  1  
Reply Sun 1 Feb, 2009 12:29 pm
@CalamityJane,
Here's a shocker. This is a picture of my first fiance (taken about 30 years ago, she began the muscle thing after we split up)...
http://www.benchpresschampion.com/BODYBUILDING/Temple1.jpg
No, I don't find the look attractive at all, moreso as it move towards the extremity, such as the first picture. And, as with men, there are serious side-effects from taking the steroids that have to be used in order to add the amount of muscle mass which modern contests necessitate. But I guess some fellas think otherwise.
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CalamityJane
 
  1  
Reply Sun 1 Feb, 2009 01:03 pm
Hah! Don't you feel guilty of what has become to your discarded love interests?
blatham
 
  1  
Reply Sun 1 Feb, 2009 03:26 pm
@CalamityJane,
In this case, I was the discarde. Come to think of it, that's always the case. Woe.

She was an ambitious girl and actually managed to make a good distance towards those ambitions. Haven't seen her for about fifteen years but she'll be doing fine. There's a good heart under that bristling muscle.
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dyslexia
 
  1  
Reply Tue 3 Feb, 2009 08:49 pm
3 weeks today since my surgery, 1st week confined to wheelchair, 2nd week mix of wheelchair and walker, today I started using a cane with which I can motorvate most of the house s-l-o-w-l-y but I am feeling far more independent (still can't put my socks on) I hope to have the staples removed from the surgical incision next week. Hosp clinic not having much success stabilizing my Coumadin as every blood test shows way under or way over therapeutic levels. Sleeping well even though my hip/butt still hurts, down to 1 pain pill per day taken at bed-time.
roger
 
  1  
Reply Tue 3 Feb, 2009 08:53 pm
@dyslexia,
You're sure making faster progress than I ever did. Glad you're sleeping well. I used to spend half the night in bed; the other half in the recliner. It was the only way to change position.
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edgarblythe
 
  1  
Reply Tue 3 Feb, 2009 08:54 pm
The socks might be easier to change if you refrain from stapling them on.
 

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