Peru has offered to send the girls a Peruvian Hairless, which apparently dates back at least 3000 years and is, needless to say hairless, so hypoallergenic (and they say is often toothless as well--it's bark is literally worse than its bite).
Supposedly an Inca dog. The Aztecs in Mexico also raised a hairless dog. But they raised them to eat.
Does Jane really not know what a timex is, or is she just funnin' us?
I feel bad now, but I really don't know
(I know a timex watch though)