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Barack Obama wants to sleep with your wife.

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kickycan
 
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Reply Tue 14 Oct, 2008 02:03 pm
Barack Obama made me lactose intolerant. Bastard!
DrewDad
 
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Reply Tue 14 Oct, 2008 02:09 pm
@kickycan,
Tell the truth. You've always been a lactose intolerant bastard.
kickycan
 
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Reply Tue 14 Oct, 2008 02:10 pm
@DrewDad,
No way! That terrorist sumbitch done put the lactose mojo on my ass!
farmerman
 
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Reply Tue 14 Oct, 2008 02:18 pm
Obama plays with himself.
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Tue 14 Oct, 2008 02:19 pm
@kickycan,
Barack Obama will let you keep your mojo, but he'll tax it until it pales in comparison with his.
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farmerman
 
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Reply Tue 14 Oct, 2008 02:50 pm
Barack Obama stole my Stanley adjustable molding plane right offn my work bench.
DrewDad
 
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Reply Tue 14 Oct, 2008 03:03 pm
@farmerman,
That was me, actually.

But Barack Obama told me it was OK to "borrow" it.
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jespah
 
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Reply Tue 14 Oct, 2008 04:00 pm
Barack Obama doesn't put any celery in the tuna fish salad.
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chai2
 
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Reply Tue 14 Oct, 2008 05:03 pm
Barack Obama makes a lousy cup of coffee
chai2
 
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Reply Tue 14 Oct, 2008 05:04 pm
@chai2,
Barack Obama walks up to people and says "smell my fingers"
Rockhead
 
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Reply Tue 14 Oct, 2008 05:09 pm
@chai2,
Barack Obama plans to ban bleach, and all tightey whiteys will turn dingey gray...
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chai2
 
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Reply Tue 14 Oct, 2008 05:11 pm
@chai2,
Barack Obama has a pretty mouth.
Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Tue 14 Oct, 2008 05:38 pm
@chai2,
barack Obama scratches YOUR ass and smells his fingers....
nimh
 
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Reply Tue 14 Oct, 2008 05:41 pm
@chai2,
Purty mouth?
chai2
 
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Reply Tue 14 Oct, 2008 05:53 pm
@nimh,
that too....

and

Barack Obama squeals like a pig.
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patiodog
 
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Reply Tue 14 Oct, 2008 07:12 pm
Barack Obama started the Gnome Liberation Front.
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squinney
 
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Reply Tue 14 Oct, 2008 09:36 pm
Barack Obama will make you drink sand when you are really really thirsty.

(Hoping someone besides me saw The Daily Show)
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jespah
 
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Reply Wed 15 Oct, 2008 03:53 am
Barack Obama will put dirt in your sandwich and tell you to eat it.
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snood
 
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Reply Wed 15 Oct, 2008 04:51 am
Barack Obama has ring-around-the-collar
DrewDad
 
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Reply Wed 15 Oct, 2008 07:15 am
@snood,
Barack Obama will hit you in the face with a pie.
 

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