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Man has sex with helicopter

 
 
Reyn
 
Reply Thu 18 Sep, 2008 10:27 pm
Man has sex with helicopter

A drunk man has been arrested after being caught having sex with a helicopter.

The helicopter's owner left the aircraft in a field off a quiet street in the US.

The man, who has not been named, was seen with his pants down and getting friendly with the front of the helicopter.

[http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h246/Reyn2244/man.jpg

He was arrested after passers-by called the police, reports Metro.



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jespah
 
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Reply Fri 19 Sep, 2008 03:48 am
@Reyn,
Since there's no, um, entryway that way, I assume he was, er, not facing the 'copter?

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Aside from it being machinery and all that.

Weird.
Reyn
 
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Reply Fri 19 Sep, 2008 07:51 am
@jespah,
When it comes to folks and sex, it's probably best not to know. Wink
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Gargamel
 
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Reply Fri 19 Sep, 2008 08:02 am
I would totally nail the **** out of that helicopter.
Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Fri 19 Sep, 2008 08:34 am
@Gargamel,
I like mine with bigger props...
Gargamel
 
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Reply Fri 19 Sep, 2008 08:48 am
@Bi-Polar Bear,
Chauvanist.

A helicopter with a great personality is a huge turn on.
Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Fri 19 Sep, 2008 08:51 am
@Gargamel,
guys like you always say that crap... it's a key phrase for I've never really made it with a QUALITY helicopter....
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Fri 19 Sep, 2008 08:54 am
@Reyn,
where is the money shot??
Reyn
 
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Reply Fri 19 Sep, 2008 09:49 am
@shewolfnm,
shewolfnm wrote:
where is the money shot??

Yes, I know it's a bit of a disappointment, but in the interest of good taste (Laughing) and the fact there may be some younger folks here, probably not a great idea. Wink
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joefromchicago
 
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Reply Fri 19 Sep, 2008 10:51 am
Who's the real victim here? Let's be realistic, that helicopter was just asking for it!
Izzie
 
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Reply Fri 19 Sep, 2008 10:54 am
@joefromchicago,
That helicopter is errrr.........errrrrrr........ sniffing him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Shocked
mismi
 
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Reply Fri 19 Sep, 2008 11:24 am
@Izzie,
IZ! I had to wipe off my computer screen...diet Dr. Pepper all over it!
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Gargamel
 
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Reply Fri 19 Sep, 2008 11:31 am
I'm so sick and tired of people treating helicopters like objects.
Gargamel
 
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Reply Fri 19 Sep, 2008 11:33 am
@Izzie,
Izzie wrote:

That helicopter is errrr.........errrrrrr........ sniffing him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Shocked


The helicopter is performing fellatio. Could we please be mature about the subject?
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Izzie
 
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Reply Fri 19 Sep, 2008 11:34 am
@Gargamel,
"To boldly go where no man has propelled before"!






(new meaning to copping off!)
Izzie
 
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Reply Fri 19 Sep, 2008 12:13 pm
@Izzie,
OMG.... that helicopter has HISTORY

(wiki)
[edit] History

“ Someone asked the master about the principles of mounting to dangerous heights and traveling into the vast inane. The Master said, "Some have made flying cars with wood from the inner part of the jujube tree, using ox-leather [straps] fastened to returning blades so as to set the machine in motion."[8] ”

Leonardo da Vinci conceived a machine that could be described as an "aerial screw".[9] He wrote that he made small flying models [10] but could not stop the rotor from making the whole craft rotate. Later machines would more closely resemble the ancient bamboo flying top, with spinning wings rather than screws.




Whoda thunk it a? Two-timing chopper!







(k.... I'm bored.... going for a drive Very Happy )




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cjhsa
 
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Reply Fri 19 Sep, 2008 12:13 pm
@Izzie,
I think the man was just saying helo.
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NickFun
 
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Reply Fri 19 Sep, 2008 09:53 pm
@Reyn,
The truly disgusting thing about this is that it was a MALE helicopter.
Gargamel
 
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Reply Sun 21 Sep, 2008 09:42 am
@NickFun,
NickFun wrote:

The truly disgusting thing about this is that it was a MALE helicopter.


Disgusting indeed. Gay, helicopter-fuckers are a threat to American family values.

Hetercopter sex is, on the other hand, a beautiful thing.
Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Sun 21 Sep, 2008 10:19 am
@Gargamel,
Mechanosex.......Hells yes... I'd hit it

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v288/stevetheq/vw.jpg
 

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