Future posts of various Reyn's Stories: Global disclaimer

To all my legions of fans (and I know there are as much as a couple of you), future fans, detractors, potential detractors, future detractors, and those that call me a "lying sack of sh*t", I have put together this global disclaimer to create harmony and understanding for any future human interest-like stories that I may post on this website.

Since, in my opinion, there's far too much serious discussion, acrimonious debate, and general disharmony on this wonderful site, it is my intention to lighten up the atmoshere here, and bring a few smiles to those who appreciate my work and efforts.

So, I am saying that here that these stories that I will be posting may, or may not, be 100% factual. Some of the content of these stories may, or may not, have been slightly, or grossly, altered for entertainment purposes.

This may, or may not, include photos or any part of said stories, including the title.

The end result is for readers to have a laugh and not necessarily be informed of events as they may, or may not, have been originally reported.

If this in any way would upset your delicate nature and sensibilities, it would be best for you to avoid my posts. I will not be offended if you put me on 'Ignore'.

For my true fans, I'm sure you already knew all about the above, but I've felt it best to put it in writing, so some may, or may not, become hopelessly confused and feel that they must question my stories. To these folks I am saying, you no longer need to question them!

So, shall we have some fun and smile a little? Constructive feedback is always appreciated and encouraged on my stories, or, feel free to add to the hilarity which may ensue!