Yeah, I'm the evil bastard you assert.
Hard not to argue that you are not the cemented a-hole that you are.
But we all have to live with the hand we are dealt.
Unless we happen to have been born in the Obama era, for is he not the expected one?
Does he not have the space between the teeth of The Prophet?
Does he not have the mole of The Prophet?
Oh my beloved, shall we not vote for Obama?
He has the ears of the elephant if not the Prophet.
He has the balls of the prophet.
Raise your arms and be cleansed of the Christian taint that has been forced upon you for al these years.