Maybe that's just funny to me...
A couple years back... I took my boat out of Port of Palm Beach for some early evening fishing. After catching a large fish that I couldn't identify; I called an expert fisherman I know to ask if it was a keeper. I described it as best I could and after answering a few questions he identified it as Cobia. He was pretty excited, really, and offered to drive the hour from Port St. Lucie to clean and cook it if I'd share. Done!
So he shows up, knife kit and baggy full of spices in hand, only to call me a stupid a$$hole and re-identify it as remora.
This was not at all unlike the day me and some other friends had the best fishing day of our lives, filling a very large cooler with albacore, only to get laughed off the dock when we returned and learned what we actually caught was bonito (also known as
false albacore). To make matters worse; we dumped the whole cooler just seconds before one of the laughers, who had run all the way to the other side of the marina, to let us know that bonita is the single best shark bate there is. I returned to that reef several times, but never saw another bonito
let alone albacore.