Swwet. A CG and and a win and 2 nice pitching jobs.
rjb, you have the mlb.tv package?
No. No tv in this house.
I think that the slur Fbaezer made against the 'Necks on Yahoo was totally inapproproiate. I was deeply offended. And so was my hound, chained up in my yard to the pickup truck up on cinder blocks in the overgrown grass.
She chewed through the metal leash and is off on a dead run for Mexico. I have seen that dog take on a bear, a small bear about the size of a four-drawer file cabinet. She destroyed it. Be on the lookout, Fbaezer. Not that there will be anything you can do.
realjohnboy-that was hilarious.
Pantalones, you expected mlb-tv in a redneck's house? He doesn't even have a b&w, like our peasants in Mexico.
Pantos: On the politics threads I learned that the Redneck tribe lives on the Appalachians (so they must be somehow uncivilized like Apaches) are like "Los Beverly Ricos" (ya know, Jeff Clampett and Jason and Ellie May) and would NEVER vote Obama.
rjb is told play-by-play by a vigilante next-van neighbor who sometimes lends him a computer. Either that, or he goes to the internet cafe to follow the game, yahoo style.
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"Rednecks from Centerville!
Centerville: churches, churches and liquor stores".
That's what I call and objective definition of the opponent.
I'm taking a beating on the game but I'm afraid of no dog, and will stand for freedom of expression.
fbaezer wrote:Pantalones, you expected mlb-tv in a redneck's house? He doesn't even have a b&w, like our peasants in Mexico.
I have been lead to believe many rednecks have the largest flat-screen televisions known to man. Well, the largest that will fit in their double-wide, that is.
Ticomaya wrote:fbaezer wrote:Pantalones, you expected mlb-tv in a redneck's house? He doesn't even have a b&w, like our peasants in Mexico.
I have been lead to believe many rednecks have the largest flat-screen televisions known to man. Well, the largest that will fit in their double-wide, that is.
I stand corrected.
New phrasing:
Pantalones, you expected mlb-tv in a
rappin' redneck's house?
rappers make good money, but maybe I should've known better
Ticomaya wrote:I have been lead to believe many rednecks have the largest flat-screen televisions known to man. Well, the largest that will fit in their double-wide, that is.
Double-wides? Those folks live along the paved road below the hollow. They buy their fancy coffee with the silly names from the 7-11. We live in a single wide and we brew our coffee at home. We drink it strong and black.
The dog is in Shreveport, it has been reported.
Where is Gus when I need him to explain all of this?
In the bayous, I think...
The wheels are coming off my trailer, I mean wagon. My Hitters this evening are at an astonishing 1 for 22.
Oh, I've had days like that. Some kind of flake-athon, even with my top batters, all whiffing at the same time.
Well, I was at the D-Backs game tonight, to watch them lose to the lowly Nats. Does it get any worse than losing to the Washington Nationals?
Ticomaya wrote:Well, I was at the D-Backs game tonight, to watch them lose to the lowly Nats. Does it get any worse than losing to the Washington Nationals?
Yes.
Losing to the Washington Generals.
Fbaezer's SP, Banks, pitched a CG with only 101 throws and was oh so close to a shut out. Well done.
The squirrels are flying by the skin of their teeth this week. Down 3-10 at today's start, currently sitting 4-7 and hoping against hope...
Starting off today, The Pants and The Paws are fairly close. The Pants have three pitchers today, the Paws one (with the poor ERA). But I've two tomorrow and last looked, the Pants have none. Might be a squeaker.
realjohnboy wrote:Fbaezer's SP, Banks, pitched a CG with only 101 throws and was oh so close to a shut out. Well done.
Ernie Banks is pitching? Whoodathunkit?
Quit Joshing, Tico. No one names their kid Ernest (Ernie) anymore. Josh Banks.
