You can look again. It is now only 5-10 and your team is getting ominously close in ERA and WHIP. I have us hurling a combined total of 13 SP's into the fray through Friday.
Are you familiar with the work of German artist Michael Sowa? Many of his paintings start with a foggish gray/green background with cartoonish animals running, often with all four feet off the ground.
I can imagine one with the two of us coming around the last curve of a track. The Squirrels on the inside, legs churning furiously and little pink tongue hanging out. And this big fat Redneck on the outside, sweating profusely and holding a bottle of Pabst Blue Ribbon in each hand.
Their eyes bulge as they see the guy at the "finish line" waving them on for another lap.
Good luck to the Squirrels. This should be an interesting week.