Is Condi Gaslighting Rummy?
October 9, 2003
By MAUREEN DOWD
WASHINGTON
It's easy to see why the Bush crowd is getting so tetchy.
The itch to ditch officials who fritter away the public
trust is growing, as Arnold and his broom bear down on
Sacramento.
And we know now that our first pre-emptive war was launched
basically because Iraq had . . . a vial of Botox?
Just about the scariest thing the weapons hunter David Kay
could come up with was a vial of live botulinum, hidden in
the home of an Iraqi biological weapons scientist.
This has very dire implications for Beverly Hills and the
East Side of Manhattan, areas awash in vials of Botox, the
botulinum toxin that can either be turned into a deadly
biological weapon or a pricey wrinkle smoother.
And it may have dire implications for the Pentagon and
White House if Americans come to believe that their trust
was betrayed when the president and his team spread the
impressions that Saddam was about to blow us up and that he
was behind the 9/11 attacks.
It doesn't help to have a
former-NATO-commander-turned-presidential-contender running
around telling the country that the Bush dream team is a
bunch of dunces. Or a
former-diplomat-turned-angry-husband-of-an-outed-spy
running around telling the country that the Bush dream team
is a bunch of backstabbing lawbreakers who are dead wrong
on Iraq.
The administration that never let you see it sweat is
sweating, as two of its control freaks openly tug over
control. The president's foreign policy duenna and his
grumpy grampy over at the Pentagon are suddenly mud
wrestling.
Women who are discouraged at the ascension of Conan the
Barbarian in Cal-ee-fornia can take heart. In this
delicious gender-bender, Condoleezza Rice triumphs as the
macho infighter, driving Rummy into a diva-like meltdown.
The trigger was Monday's coverage of the Iraq Stabilization
Group (a.k.a. Fat Chance Group); the group is a desperate
bid to get a grip on Baghdad before the campaign starts by
transferring power for postwar Iraq from the Pentagon to
the national security adviser's office inside the White
House.
Condi used a trick she learned from Rummy: pre-emption. She
outflanked the famous Washington infighter by talking about
the new alignment to The New York Times before he had a
chance to object.
It was the first time the chesty defense czar - who had
tried to freeze out the softies at State, which the
Pentagon sneeringly refers to as "the Department of Nice" -
had been downgraded by the president and outmaneuvered by a
colleague.
"And because he is a cantankerous egomaniac," one longtime
Rummy watcher said, "he compounded his own problems by
acknowledging it in public, further undermining his own
stature."
President Bush clearly realizes that Mr. Rumsfeld and Paul
Wolfowitz have gotten him into a fine mess. He wants his
trusted Mother Hen, as he calls Condi, the woman who
probably spends as much time with him as Laura - weekends
at Camp David, vacations at the ranch, workouts at the gym
- to make it all better. This will be the first time Ms.
Rice, a Soviet expert who has functioned mostly so far as
First Chum, will have her reputation on the line.
Some Republicans worry that it's risky to move
accountability for postwar Iraq closer to the Oval Office
because then there's no one else to blame.
In a meeting with foreign reporters on Tuesday in Colorado
Springs, Rummy made no effort to mask his displeasure,
saying he had not been consulted, even though Condi said he
had, and cattily referring to the "little committees" of
the N.S.C. When a German broadcast reporter pressed the
defense secretary, he hissed: "I said I don't know. Isn't
that clear? You don't understand English?"
One of Rumsfeld's Rules is: "Avoid public spats. When a
Department argues with other government agencies in the
press, it reduces the President's options." Hmm.
Maybe Rummy hasn't brushed up lately on the Washington
rulebook he wrote in the 1970's - after his stints as
President Gerald Ford's chief of staff and secretary of
defense. Otherwise, he might have recalled this Rumsfeld
rule before he bullied the world and ripped up Iraq: "It is
easier to get into something than to get out of it."
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