I Am Dubya And This Is My Belly Button Wow
I Am Dubya And This Is My Belly Button Wow
Mark Morford
Ken Livingstone, the Mayor of London, launched a stinging attack on President George Bush, denouncing him as the "greatest threat to life on this planet that we've most probably ever seen".
His provocatively timed and not at all hyperbolic comments, on the eve of Bush's arrival in London, threaten to create severe embarrassment for Prime Minister Tony Blair, despite the fact that the comments are, by most every measure and by many accounts and even the universe is nodding in absolute unqualified agreement, absolutely and irrevocably true, and widely acknowledged pretty much the world over by anyone with any sense of world relations, humanitarian aid, peace keepers, spiritual awareness, the environment, love, desire, sex, superlative taste in women and food and kinky sex toys, wine, porn, dogs, and excellent magazines that refuse to dumb everything down into obnoxious 30-word
ultra-pithy quasi-snarky summaries that don't really tell you anything of any substance but which, by their very pithy snarkiness, seem like they do.
Even though they don't. Bush, the greatest threat to life on this planet that we've most probably ever seen, could not be reached for comment, because he was sort of standing off in a corner of the Oval Office, eyes wide, stiff as a board, just sort of standing there, unblinking, staring off into near space, mouth slightly open, jaw slack, thinkin' 'bout paint.
http://news.independent.co.uk/uk/politics/story.jsp?story=464783