squinney wrote:I'm all for guys going gay. They'd be a lot easier to live with since we would then agree how to arrange the throw pillows.
I thought I was the only one with that problem.
"No! They don't all get pushed onto one end of the couch in an orderly standing up way, like books on a shelf!
Plump them! Plump them dammit! Why do you think they call the THROW pillows?
God I so wish you were gay."
As an aside, I would like to mention there is a difference between "good gays" and "bad gays"....I have an example of each at this very moment in my conference room, along with 5 heteros, and 1 who hasn't made up her mind.
The good gay is sipping a chai latte right now, and attentively listening to the speaker, nodding his head in agreement at appropriate intervals. The bad gay is sitting in a sarcastic way and just being a complete poop head.
My advice, to anyone considering to "go gay" is to try to be a good gay, and not one that acts all snarky.