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Tryagain
 
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Reply Thu 5 Jun, 2008 03:50 pm
Urgent medical advice issued: Do not run hand in hand with: Scissors, Gustavratzenhofer or Godzilla - As the results are sadly predictable!
Also; A2K'ers should take their coffee black until the situation is resolved!
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jespah
 
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Reply Thu 5 Jun, 2008 05:13 pm
Virgos prefer herbal tea (or at least I do)
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alex240101
 
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Reply Thu 5 Jun, 2008 05:20 pm
Wasabi peas were in the peace offering salad that Godzilla and Gustavratzenhofer were seen sharing. When it was down to the last tomato quarter, another battle ensued.
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jespah
 
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Reply Thu 5 Jun, 2008 05:27 pm
Xanadu reportedly top exporter of wasabi peas
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Intrepid
 
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Reply Thu 5 Jun, 2008 08:10 pm
Yet another day of late breaking news. Details in tomorrow's paper.
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Rockhead
 
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Reply Thu 5 Jun, 2008 08:32 pm
Zen flows through the wheat as A2K returns to the Heartland...
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Thu 5 Jun, 2008 09:06 pm
A2k is complete now as all the missing precincts have reported in. The
national team can continue with its campaign. Speaker of the house,
T.R.Yagain will have a preliminary game plan tomorrow morning, once
he has risen from his nap.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Thu 5 Jun, 2008 09:07 pm
Billions join Calamity Jane in her march towards the White House.
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Thu 5 Jun, 2008 09:21 pm
Courtesy phone call to Gustav Ratzenhofer by the campaign manager was
successful. He'll quit cannary row and join the team.
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Tryagain
 
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Reply Fri 6 Jun, 2008 11:06 am
Delight as Gustav Ratzenhofer is to quit his job at the sardine factory in Cannery Row (as Americans spell it) - Although the Jamaican Bobslay Team was diplomatically less than enthused as they were rather hoping for Godzilla -

The A2K women's 1 million plus march has reached the Mason Dixon Line but it slow going on the straight and narrow!
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Francis
 
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Reply Fri 6 Jun, 2008 11:15 am
East of Eden is the place Gus is working in, now that he left Cannery Row..
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Tryagain
 
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Reply Fri 6 Jun, 2008 11:55 am
Figuratively speaking; is California ready for the influx of the "pink" dollar?
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wandeljw
 
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Reply Fri 6 Jun, 2008 12:03 pm
Gracious Beauty Lola Reappears on Politics Thread Boosting A2K Woman Power Even Further
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Francis
 
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Reply Fri 6 Jun, 2008 12:03 pm
Generally, the gay community have more disposable income.

As such, it's a market that has been aimed at by industrial and political organizations.

It's controversial as well, depending on which side people stand politically..

But Dorothy likes it...
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jespah
 
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Reply Fri 6 Jun, 2008 12:27 pm
Harvard reports that gay marriage doesn't hurt straight marriage at all, except for the fabulousness envy factor
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Intrepid
 
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Reply Fri 6 Jun, 2008 01:41 pm
Independent polls put marriage just behind being friends by gay and straight men and women alike. Friends are forever.
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Fri 6 Jun, 2008 02:57 pm
Just as gay marriage partners are lining up in front of the courthouse,
divorce lawyers are passing out business cards and sing: "Money makes
the world go around, world go around......."
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Tryagain
 
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Reply Fri 6 Jun, 2008 04:04 pm
Kansas was the first state to vote on the issue following last November's election when 11 states amended their constitutions to prevent gays and lesbians from marrying.'

An amendment to the Kansas Constitution banning same-sex marriage and civil unions went into effect Friday. The amendment was accepted by 70 percent of the electorate - A2K members seeking partners move en mass to Atlanta the South's undisputed gay capital and number one relocation destination -

Christian right invades 'gay capital' -
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Tryagain
 
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Reply Sat 7 Jun, 2008 05:22 am
Laughter echoed through the corridors of A2K Towers like leaves in the fall as Calamity-Jane promised, "He will go away - soon, very soon, and none of the Bushes will ever return to be nominated for anything other than head of their own household. I promise!" -

National Guard mobilized and restrictions placed on Sauerkraut crossing State lines!
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jespah
 
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Reply Sat 7 Jun, 2008 10:04 am
Man-eating ocelots invade New Jersey
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