Kangaroos found in crystal ball. Very, very small ones.
Lovely ladies with eyes like cristal clear pools of blue were found on A2K..
Men found to flatter opposite sex.
Nah! That's only a way of seeing life. Not all ladies on A2K are lovely..
Opinion divided over latest A2K Ladies poll - Consensus shows that a sleepover in the A2K dorm will straighten matters out!
Prudence put Putanesca in her pumps for profit.
Queues to the A2K Dorm Sleepover caused upheaval at the offices of A2KHQ. Shouting could be heard within the corridors....
"Honk Honk! I'm outside! BLUE! BLUE! You know what that means?
Check it, he's letting in the pleathers.
If you tell anyone about this, I will so injure you!
Go be a teenager, it ends to soon, and it gets replaced by ribbons and lamp shades.
Bite me....I can dance"
Sleeping Bags Anonymous have been contacted for counselling advice.
Results just in to the Sleeping Bags question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving.
I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.
As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different Religions that exist in the world today.
Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell.
With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially.
Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.
This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.
So which is it?
If we accept the postulate given to me by Xxxxx during my Freshman year that, "it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you", and take into account the fact that during an A2K sleepover I slept with her last night, then number 2 must be true; and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over.
The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore extinct...leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Xxxxx kept shouting "Oh my God!"
Some suspect Hell cooling theory to be exaggerated.
Temperature test on A2K forums conclusively prove intelligent design a fallacy!
Up and coming fallacy theory and practical to follow! Is heaven a place on earth! OMG!
VIADUCT
Vigoro Sports Edition sponsored by V
Venus Magazine
Wait for it you fallacy lovers, viagra to be delivered by Venus de Milo via duct in ceiling. The earth will definitely be hotting up.
XEROTIC
3. Across: One down dry?
Times cryptic cruciverbalist corner
Yet again the late development and implementation of the A2K site translator, dictionary and thesaurus was blamed for the rise in moisturizer sales!
ZOETIC
Noetic
Poetic Periodical
Angst outbreak stemmed (transitive verb) after rash of confessions - Quoting Confessions Augustine to Kismet (A to K) ... that I may forget my ills, and embrace thee so That Thee Heal
Beware you a2k sinners, tryagain has turned religious, a dangerous move at his age.
Confessions of Tryagain to be New Thread on Religion Forum
