X-treme temperature fluctuations create unusual sightings and occurances of confusing origin south of the equator. The north remains cold and normal.
YIKES: Leximpediments!
To study footedness in parrots, an international survey of parrot owners was conducted. All respondents were given a 10-item questionnaire and a standard method for testing foot preference in their pets, and they were asked to count the number of separate words in their pets' lexicons of human speech sounds. Right-footed African Grey's had significantly larger lexicons than left-footed African Grey's. Well, who'da thunk it a?
Zebras, however, had very little vocabulary, but said Nay to everything
Apes are people too! A great ape by the name of George has written a series of books on internet forums. His handler is said to be going bananas over the profits.
Bananas for Books Program reportedly wildly successful in jungle-area school districts
COWS MAD
Utter shambles mooted
Meat Magazine (incorporating Beefcake)
Deconstructed posting style becomes all the rage
Eagle has finally landed and Koala has retreated into the Australian bush.
Flying high, an eagle has been seen over Ayers rock. Unusual there..
Great New Avatar Appears on Dutchy's Posts
Hello masculine eagle, good bye cutesy koala bear. Does Dutchy seek out
a new image? What are his too-many-to-count female fans saying to
his new picture of masculinity? Yea or nay?
Netball changing room fiasco shock.
I comes after H, spendius. Do the Brits ever go with the program?
(Just hoping this Brit is keeping with the program!) Yea to Dutchy Eagle Avatar.
Keeping with the program is a subject of much debate amongst a circle of A2ker's.
Looks like I haven't gotta clue of what the programme is a? Nevermind! Maybe need to learn some more! S'long!
MARS UP I ALLEGE
Egregious bare all confession
Nature Magazine (reprinted permission of Rod and Gun)
New York Mets to possibly be watched by RP and his Dad this season (because Shea Stadium is being torn down after this season)
OYSTER CULT
Shucking news
Mari Times
Personal satisfaction as jes's (er, my) skill set seems to be in demand*
*But it's very tiring keeping it all straight
