Objet trouve, in this case pole dancing introduced by our exotic reporter solipsister, whose daily workouts on the parallel bar have made our eyes pop on more than one occasion.
POPEYE
gut spin
Stern Magazine
Quite a sensational headline in a stern German scandal magazine. "Popeye comes a gutser after spinning a good yarn to Olive Oyl following a night out with the boys".
Righteous mac 'n cheese added to A2K Café menu
Solipsister the enigmatic wordsmith, exposed as the real Mary Poppins!
P. L. Travers refused to comment and suggested we try the house next door -
Tryagain Steals Magic Medicine Bottle From Mary Poppins
Utter turmoil in A2K Towers as Jespah and Clamity-Jane duke it out for the attentions of Gustavratzenhofer -
Initial reports by Wandel concerning the suspicious medicine suggest that when she took some out for Jespah it was Raspberry Ice, and then when she took some out for Jane it was Lemon-Lime Cordial. Next, she poured a teaspoon for each of the twins, it came out as milk! Finally, she poured out some Rum Punch for herself!
Gustavratzenhofer elopes with Ms Poppins
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Vanilla-white wedding gown to be worn by Ms. Poppins at her upcoming nuptials
Wandel to launch a predatory takeover battle for controlling interest in this publication! Proprietor T.R.Yagain considers options -Umbrella sales double!
XESTURGY UP
Xylopolists implicated
Xerotic Times
You Just Never Know What You Thought You Knew.
story local only...
Zealous A2Kers use umbrellas to defend Stately A2K Manor
Anchor found - Could be the Titanic's
Battles broke out in the A2K restaurant when management announced that due to global warming; chocolate coated donuts will no longer feature on the menu!
Contraposition taken up by a2k restaurant visitors who felt management have misread the weather reports. A2K Police restored order quickly, no casualties reported.
Dutchy's 100K Milestone Getting Near
Excitement was building as to the title to be conferred on the first poster to reach the 100,000 milestone - suggestions invited!
Founder TRYagain officially becomes Guru In Training (GIT) and QuarterMaster to the Dutch Legend. What will The Bear Become?
"Good that Tryagain is only a guru in training. He still has a lot to learn." (Incisive observation by Wandel)
