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solipsister
 
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Reply Sun 2 Mar, 2008 09:22 pm
Xerotic aqueous humour

Both I's blind

The Spectator
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Dutchy
 
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Reply Sun 2 Mar, 2008 09:53 pm
Intrepid wrote:
Very interesting that trivia guru missed the letter V. Tar and feathers are considered but many find this to be too barbaric, even for an australian.


Smile

You're all wrong! Read what followed the letter "T". Now shoot down the project manager if you dare! Razz I was merely rectifying the abc you smart a$$es. Laughing
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Intrepid
 
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Reply Sun 2 Mar, 2008 09:57 pm
Zounds! The Trivia Guru is found innocent of all charges and, in a surprise move, the prosecution names Jespah as the guilty party.
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jespah
 
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Reply Mon 3 Mar, 2008 04:57 am
Admitting guilt, jes (er, me) blames the usual culprits: sunspots, the New York Yankees and weight loss.
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solipsister
 
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Reply Mon 3 Mar, 2008 05:15 am
BORDER IMBROGLIO


Antwerp - Dutch Rectification Hotspot

Netherland Telegraaf
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Izzie
 
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Reply Mon 3 Mar, 2008 08:37 am
Chief Prosecutor states all reasons offered by Jes are acceptable - Case Dropped.

Jes is urged to come out from behind newly acquired half price Venetian Blinds and take a walk in the sun with newly acquired parasol (thus preventing further sunspots)
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Tryagain
 
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Reply Mon 3 Mar, 2008 02:38 pm
Doubts were raised about the effectiveness of the Witness Protection Programme to keep the stool pigeon formally known as Dutchy safe from revenge attacks after he squealed on A2K's much beloved Jespah!
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jespah
 
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Reply Mon 3 Mar, 2008 06:42 pm
Endless legal briefs paper the offices of Izzie, Wandel and Try. Dutchy cannot be found underneath all that paper!
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Dutchy
 
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Reply Mon 3 Mar, 2008 06:53 pm
Formally accusing tryagain of treason for trying to earn brownie points of Jespah by blackening my good name. Dutchy's legal eagles have case in hand no matter how much paper work got to be shifted.
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Tryagain
 
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Reply Tue 4 Mar, 2008 11:59 am
Goodwill was in abundance as Tryagain laden with Brownie Points planned a grand spending spree! He bestowed a Papal Pardon on the wayward Dutchy and promised to bring up the Gus love child as his own.
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Izzie
 
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Reply Tue 4 Mar, 2008 12:15 pm
Holy Water Sizzles T.R.Yagain Fingers Whilst Papally Pardoning. Chief Prosecutor Shreds Paperwork And Put's Forward Motion to the "Save A Bear Campaign". Agent Wandel Returns To Start Proceedings in "Save The Gus Love Child Action". Further Warrants Are Issued!

Spending Sprees Are In Abundance For The Girls.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Tue 4 Mar, 2008 12:17 pm
INSANE IZZIE RAMBLES
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Izzie
 
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Reply Tue 4 Mar, 2008 12:28 pm
Judge Irma Yagain concludes that Insane Chief Prosecutor Defines Web Rambling as digressive: (of e.g. speech and writing) tending to depart from the main point or cover a wide range of subjects; "amusingly, or not, abnormally digressive with a yellow smile on ones face! Smile

Izzie fits the bill and pleads "Guilty As Charged Smile ".

Warden Gustavratzenhofer takes defendant to cells and throws away the key! CJ to replace Chief Prosecutor! Shocked
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wandeljw
 
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Reply Tue 4 Mar, 2008 12:51 pm
Knowledge of Gustav's Love Child Will Result in His Dismissal as Warden
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Tryagain
 
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Reply Tue 4 Mar, 2008 02:12 pm
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wandeljw
 
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Reply Tue 4 Mar, 2008 02:34 pm
Mandate From Justice Department Secures Izzie's Release; Gustav Removed From All Official Duties
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Tryagain
 
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Reply Tue 4 Mar, 2008 02:40 pm
Notice of appeal lodged by Gustav - pundits predict his appeal may condemn him!
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Izzie
 
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Reply Tue 4 Mar, 2008 02:44 pm
Offending Locked Up X-Prosecutor Heard Begging to Swamp Rats in Cell ..... "please find the key, please find the key....."
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Tryagain
 
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Reply Tue 4 Mar, 2008 03:04 pm
Prosecutors consider file - due to mix-up Wandel found Guilty! Campaigners for justice believe it may be some time before the oversight is corrected!
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Jovana
 
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Reply Tue 4 Mar, 2008 03:06 pm
Tryagain is free, Gustav and buddies experiencing Judgement Day.
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