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Quite convinced tryagain will be the star on Oscar night.

REALITY

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Solipsister rejects offer of Oscar invitation due to diary commitment to feed the ducks in the park - Kicky in an act of support also pulled out, stating the red carpet would clash with his blusher…Dutchy on standby!

The Real Reason Kicky Pulled Out: Hot Date With New Girlfriend

Unbridled lust envelopes Kicky as he finally gets a date.

Vermonters quiver in anticipation of hearing about kicky's date -- Oscars be damned!

Wonders never cease as Kicky can actually remember what happened on his date.

X-tract of Kickys Oscar acceptance speech leaked…

"Getting caught with porn is no big deal. Just wait until she catches you jerkin yer gerkin."

- Sales of Gherkins skyrocket!

Yakuza mob after tryagain for interfering with their 'jerkin gerkin' business girls.

A2K News and Gossip Always Slow on Sundays

Betting began in earnest as Wandel denies Solipsister's love child is his!

Cavorting A2Kers had a wonderful time at the Boston Gathering last night. Blurry pics on gathering topic (in the North America or General forum, I forget which; just do a search on me saying the word screech).

I was watching t.v.,,, and i (it seemed like) a man said,,,



"We were wrong."


I wish this could be printed on the front page of all newspapers, magazines,,,, along with that man's motivation and co-horts,,,, you buddies!


There was a crowd of joggers running past the very out of the way street i sometimes reside at,,, i asked a policeman what the name of the run was,,, he said " the frozen shamrock" the end of the race (someone said) will be at J.P. Morgans. ~

Doubt was lifted after our early editions carried Sports news coverage linked to the finance house J.P.Morgans. We are pleased to announce that as a result of undercover work by our Agent Wandel Fox; we are pleased to confirm…

The Merrimack Valley Striders (MVS) running club was founded in 1979. It serves the needs of runners in the greater Merrimack Valley and all parts of New England - Held a 3 Mile Run - February 24 - 1:00 PM - Haverhill, Mass.

This was race #1 in the Wild Rover Series: Hosted by J.P. McBride's Irish Pub.

We have agreed a settlement with JP Morgans after their shares crashed when it was thought they were reduced to selling beer to claw back losses in the Sub Prime Market!

Exclusive Photo From A2K Boston Gathering!

Framing wandeljw, who are the people in this exlusive line up of distinguished people?

Getting a tip off the FBI issue APB to trace origin of protected bird's egg left un-incubated on the table - Pagan ritual and under age drinking suspected!

Helping Dutchy along the way - from left to right: dagmar, littlek, Slappy,
Region, Thomas, username, and last not least, jespah. All seem to be
ready for the Oscars.

Informant provides suspects names as she joins Witness Protection Programme!