Members of A2K planning a surprise party to celebrate the 80,000th member to join were surprised when Head Honcho Chief Project Manager Numero Uno Administrator Supremo Jespah :
Wanted to get some Llamas for her members, and was told - "I'm very sorry but we don't do trades."
No Credible Threat from Intrepid After All
Oddly enough, president of the A.L.F (american llama federation), intrepid, is caught selling llama burgers without a license. After pleading the fifth, the veteran members lawyer stated: "all I can say is that my client received these llama from another a2kr veteran member...."
Possible Indictments of Intrepid and Gustav Ratzenhofer in Llama Scandal
Questionable tactics by Wandeljw to implicate Intrepid and Mr. Ratzenhofer in neferious activities will ultimately lead to his downfall.
Mr. Ratzenhofer and Intrepid are acquiring the services of Mr. Ticomaya and OMSigDavid to represent their interests. Mr. OMSig will likely be packing.
"Really? I'm Shaking!" is Wandel's Retort
Shake, Rattle and Roll is the new theme song for the Wandeljw campaign. His speeches have become much shorter and he is said to have increased his security to 3 armed women.
"The three women include Lash. YOU should be shaking, Intrepid!" says Wandel
Authorities are looking for a missing person from A2K going by the name of Lash. Description not available at last report. A massive handgun is also said to be the subject of the missing items investigation. One Mr. Wandeljw was overheard to be muttering incoherent sentences and shaking uncontrollably.
"Unaware that U follows T, Intrepid?" says a startled Wandel
Voices raised at the alarming increase in firearm packing A2K members!
Wandeljw calls for llama gun control. NLRA* incensed!
*National Llamas' Rifle Assoc.
X-certificate interest rate reduction.
Young Llama Love Association raided!
Zoos Increase Security Measures for Llama Exhibits
At This Point Intrepid's Last Post Would Have Made More Sense
Balphaetical Society of Spoonisms and Alphabetical Stuff Hands Intrepid a Citation (or, a Tiesation)
Charismatic Canadian cautioned and chastised on CNN as being considered part of a conspiracy theory using contradictory credit card information to obtain a consultant on proper alphabetical useage.
Despite CNN Criticism Hopes are that Intrepid's Alphabet Skills will Improve
Extra credit was given, in the form of a star sticker on the forehead, to intrepid, for the amount of words, starting with the letter c, in his last post.
