Velvety snow found to make good soup thickener in Oz. Bostonians say, "It's been the secret ingredient in the Chowdah for years!"
Wandel Again Calls for New Election "To End the Follies of Tryagain"
X-cerpts of Tryagain's inaugural acceptance speech to be broadcast on CNN
No more champagne
And the fireworks are through
Here we are, me and you
Feeling lost and feeling blue
It's the end of the party
And the morning seems so grey
So unlike yesterday
Now's the time for us to say...
Happy new year!
Happy new year!
May we all have a vision now and then
Of a world where every neighbour is a friend
May we all have our hopes, our will to Try
Happy new year to all at A2K
Xaviera Hollander, the Happy Hooker, found in tryst with wandelj, calling the election into question*
*Happy New Year
Yells of, "X was pipped! Or, something like that!" ring out in the A2K hallways as the new year is rung in.
PS Happy New Year to all of the reporters.
Zilch snow recorded in Oz.
It all melted in a flashdrive.
A Happy New Year To All Echoes from Mid America to All the World...
Dadpad buys snow bank on eBay for $3,000.
<Happy New Year Everybody>
Better that Montana lays off the hard stuff until B & C are covered in the news. Jumping to D will surely bring the wrath of the alphabet police at A2K. Hordes of New Year revelers have more important fish to fry.
Cod is fried up for New Year's revelers
Dear Montana Wishes All a Happy New Year and Promises to Follow Alphabet
Wandel again criticizes harsh rules set by Tryagain
Events of the past evening have become uneventful as A2Kers slowly return to their keyboards and catch up with the news of the day.
F DROPS E
Entertainment Weekly
Gratuitous sex topics expected to be popular in '08
Head Iraqi seeks arms -
Heading for the Iowa Caucuses The leading A2K candidates -
Panda mating fails; Wandel takes over...Stud tires out!
Impish grins abound as gratuitous sex spreads across A2K
Jespah to Remove Tryagain as Author of this Thread and Substitute Wandeljw
King Wandeljw orders subjects to subject themselves to the whims of the kingly order.
Will civil unrest develop?
Little interest was shown on the Nasdaq following news that due to boardroom infighting the A2K News Wire Feed may be auctioned off - Reuters refused to confirm bid!
Many Believe A2K Newswire Will be Saved Through New Leadership