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jespah
 
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Reply Mon 31 Dec, 2007 04:18 pm
Velvety snow found to make good soup thickener in Oz. Bostonians say, "It's been the secret ingredient in the Chowdah for years!"
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wandeljw
 
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Reply Mon 31 Dec, 2007 04:31 pm
Wandel Again Calls for New Election "To End the Follies of Tryagain"
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Tryagain
 
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Reply Mon 31 Dec, 2007 05:12 pm
X-cerpts of Tryagain's inaugural acceptance speech to be broadcast on CNN…

No more champagne
And the fireworks are through
Here we are, me and you
Feeling lost and feeling blue
It's the end of the party
And the morning seems so grey
So unlike yesterday
Now's the time for us to say...

Happy new year!
Happy new year!
May we all have a vision now and then
Of a world where every neighbour is a friend
May we all have our hopes, our will to Try

Happy new year to all at A2K…
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jespah
 
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Reply Mon 31 Dec, 2007 05:13 pm
Xaviera Hollander, the Happy Hooker, found in tryst with wandelj, calling the election into question*



*Happy New Year
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jespah
 
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Reply Mon 31 Dec, 2007 05:19 pm
Yells of, "X was pipped! Or, something like that!" ring out in the A2K hallways as the new year is rung in.


PS Happy New Year to all of the reporters.
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dadpad
 
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Reply Mon 31 Dec, 2007 09:03 pm
Zilch snow recorded in Oz.

It all melted in a flashdrive.
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Rockhead
 
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Reply Mon 31 Dec, 2007 09:07 pm
A Happy New Year To All Echoes from Mid America to All the World...
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Montana
 
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Reply Mon 31 Dec, 2007 09:36 pm
Dadpad buys snow bank on eBay for $3,000.



<Happy New Year Everybody> Very Happy
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Intrepid
 
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Reply Tue 1 Jan, 2008 12:23 am
Better that Montana lays off the hard stuff until B & C are covered in the news. Jumping to D will surely bring the wrath of the alphabet police at A2K. Hordes of New Year revelers have more important fish to fry.
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jespah
 
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Reply Tue 1 Jan, 2008 08:50 am
Cod is fried up for New Year's revelers
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wandeljw
 
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Reply Tue 1 Jan, 2008 10:03 am
Dear Montana Wishes All a Happy New Year and Promises to Follow Alphabet

Wandel again criticizes harsh rules set by Tryagain
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Intrepid
 
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Reply Tue 1 Jan, 2008 01:17 pm
Events of the past evening have become uneventful as A2Kers slowly return to their keyboards and catch up with the news of the day.
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solipsister
 
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Reply Wed 2 Jan, 2008 02:27 am
F DROPS E

Entertainment Weekly
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jespah
 
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Reply Wed 2 Jan, 2008 05:27 am
Gratuitous sex topics expected to be popular in '08
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Tryagain
 
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Reply Wed 2 Jan, 2008 06:23 am
Head Iraqi seeks arms -

Heading for the Iowa Caucuses The leading A2K candidates -
Panda mating fails; Wandel takes over...Stud tires out!
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Intrepid
 
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Reply Wed 2 Jan, 2008 08:23 am
Impish grins abound as gratuitous sex spreads across A2K
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wandeljw
 
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Reply Wed 2 Jan, 2008 08:26 am
Jespah to Remove Tryagain as Author of this Thread and Substitute Wandeljw
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Intrepid
 
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Reply Wed 2 Jan, 2008 09:02 am
King Wandeljw orders subjects to subject themselves to the whims of the kingly order.

Will civil unrest develop?
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Tryagain
 
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Reply Wed 2 Jan, 2008 09:19 am
Little interest was shown on the Nasdaq following news that due to boardroom infighting the A2K News Wire Feed may be auctioned off - Reuters refused to confirm bid!
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wandeljw
 
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Reply Wed 2 Jan, 2008 09:35 am
Many Believe A2K Newswire Will be Saved Through New Leadership
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