Horse back rider Montana rides through the A2K halls wishing everyone a Merry Christmas :-D
Injury prevented as, what has been described as Lady Godiva, gallops through the halls of A2K. Horse and rider last seen heading east.
Justice Prevails. Tuna Hired to Save the Dolphins
Laminated book covers make a fine gift, so say Geeks of America.
Merry Christmas is said for the last time this year. Happy New Year is not expected to create controversy.
New Year's Day is also Wandel's Birthday According to Unnamed Sources
Original sources indicate that January births are verra cool*
*My mother's birthday is in January, but not on the 1st.
P's given a chance.
Statistics Quarterly
Queen declares war on China!
Rare papal bull found in china shop
Taoist Times Twicely
Solipsister reported to be the only reporter to have actually seen the Papal bull in the china shop. Pictures lost in rampage.
"Tryagain in a China Shop Would Be More Disastrous," Claims Wandel
Underworld figure, wandeljw, arranges for his nemesis, tryagain, to be tricked into entering a china shop after closing hours. Tryagain goes on a rampage and tries to mate with the Papal bull. Pictures withheld due to adult content.
Vanity Fair - Fashion out next year
wandeljw found in secret hideaway; world's supply of twist ties in danger; markets weak
X-treme typing necessary as Dutchy nears the 100,000 mark. A2Ker's wracking their brains to determine appropriate title for Master Guru Dutchy.
Yellow-bellied sapsuckers sighted at kickycan's Bar Mitzvah. Video to follow.
Zero Chance That A2K Will Find New Title Before Dutchy Reaches 100,000
A2Kers repent in record numbers as new year approaches and new Dutchy title remains unresolved
