Cameras are clicking in Kansas this fine hoilday season.
Dangerous liasons suspected during A2K Christmas party, err Holiday party, err Winter whatever. The question of who groped Santa is still being investigated by local hamsters.
Everyone is in agreement that from this time on, saying Merry Whatever or Happy Whatever would be acceptable to all, as long as they are not groping Santa at the time it is said.
Fear of groping strikes Intrepid as he will don the merry suit on Saturday to delight young and old alike. Debate ensues whether to wear jockeys or boxers. Consideration for an age limit to be considered.
Grand Whatever Sale on mens underwear at Walmart.
Helpful Advice From Retired Backstop, Intrepid Should Invest In a Cup...
Intrepid festive holiday gear starts new fashion trend: mistletoe-scented whatsit covers. Women are encouraged to cover their hoo hahs with pine-scented items in order to ensure proper festivity protocols are being observed
Jesus' Birthday Inspires Pine Scented Hoo-Has.
"Keeping the holidays fresh", Intrepid's festive holiday gear slogan starts another endless debate...
"Let's Get Back To Debating Tryagain's Competence," Says Wandel
Movement to have Tryagain tested for competency started by Wandel. Support gaining as Wandel hands out holiday favours.
"Nothing Will Stop Me This Time, Not Even Tryagain Himself," Promises Wandel
"Perhaps We Should All Be More Vigilant About Tryagain," Adds Gus
Quest for the Perfect Lard to commence after Lunch.
It was reported that Britney Spears assaulted the detective who had been sent to watch her during visits with her children:
HICK CHICK KICKS DICK.
Resuscitory Attempts On Setanta Fail - Alphabet Soup is Served in Hospital Cafeteria
Surprise of the day finds Intrepid agreeing with cjhsa. Some members struck speechless.
"This Lapse in Protocol Would Not Happen if Tryagain was a Better Leader," Asserts Wandel
United front against Tryagain formed as Wandel proves to be a formidable opponent and born leader.
