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Dutchy
 
  2  
Reply Mon 23 Nov, 2009 03:17 pm
@jespah,
Feeling the pich after dancing the Tango with Izzie, request agent wjw to sent masseuse annis downunder.
wandeljw
 
  3  
Reply Mon 23 Nov, 2009 04:53 pm
@Dutchy,
Grateful for the superb massage, special agent jw sends masseuse to ailing Dutchy.
Izzie
 
  2  
Reply Thu 26 Nov, 2009 12:44 pm
@wandeljw,
Happy Thanksgiving!

http://www.vegetus.org/vegtoon/costume.jpg

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Dutchy
 
  2  
Reply Thu 26 Nov, 2009 03:02 pm
@wandeljw,
Incredible massage wandeljw, I feel like mens sana in corpore sano.
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Tryagain
 
  1  
Reply Fri 27 Nov, 2009 09:42 am
Just in...It was from his bolt hole in the Hamptons; this legendary, achingly-trendy East Coast enclave, based on Long Island, where stylish New Yorkers and the Hollywood glitterati come to eat, shop and hang out, that T.R.Yagain chose to give a press briefing in which he denied he was the man sentenced for sex with a horse. "I have been accused in the past of sleeping with Mermaids, but there is nothing fishy about that." He said.

However I have never been accused of showering behind a curtain. Heck, the last time I even saw a shower curtain was in a Hitchcock's Psycho movie.
Where was Kicky when they invented the shower enclosure?

What a chat up line that must be, " Hey doll you wanna go back to my place to thumb through some shower curtain catalogues?

Hello! We are into the realm of the wet room now. And remember; women are like hurricanes : when they come, they're wet and wild, but when they leave they take your house and car!

The briefing broke up when Yagain's cardboard shelter blew down and he walked over to the bus depot pushing his old shopping cart, and by sheer willpower resisted the temptation to checkout A2K's highest ever membership figures.
oolongteasup
 
  1  
Reply Sat 28 Nov, 2009 04:01 am
@Tryagain,
k

....... deb
.......-----
souc air iance

try
CalamityJane
 
  2  
Reply Sat 28 Nov, 2009 09:47 am
Legendary three O's tease up has spoken in his native language. Will he ever
speak English and will we ever know what the hell he's trying to convey here?
T.R.Yagain, our all-over talent has started to decipher three O's after Thanksgiving message.
Dutchy
 
  1  
Reply Sat 28 Nov, 2009 03:02 pm
@CalamityJane,
Mama Mia is this thread turning into a cryptic site, " k....deb...air....iance....try". Anyone wants to have a go?
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oolongteasup
 
  1  
Reply Fri 18 Dec, 2009 09:18 pm
@oolongteasup,
Quote:
....... deb
.......-----
souc air iance


no sign of the debonair insouciance that is tryagain
jespah
 
  1  
Reply Sat 19 Dec, 2009 07:24 am
@oolongteasup,
oolongteasup and all dear, sweet reporters, happy a merry happy solstice festivus kind of thing. Smile
CalamityJane
 
  1  
Reply Sat 19 Dec, 2009 10:15 am
@jespah,
Probably tryagain will emerge for the winter solstice in the hopes that we won't
for get him on Christmas i.e. his present. This year, he's been more naughty than nice, so his gift will reflect that. I shall think of a way to make his season
brighter..uh lighter.
Izzie
 
  2  
Reply Thu 24 Dec, 2009 12:16 pm
@CalamityJane,
Quasimodo's Christmas...

The bells, Esmeralda, the bells!

Do you hear? A choir of bronze lyres.

Tis hope and joy the air expels

From crenellated, snow-capped spires!



A ribald peal to warm the hearts

Of lofty swain and lowly crone.

All whom its swell does encompass

Stroll hand in hand and not alone.



Why, even Gargoyles seem to purr

As chimes lend glow to ghoulish night.

On streets below the dregs concur "

Their rags are furs, their tremors slight.



They bask within an inner blaze;

Like chestnuts roast on yuletide cheer

And though pain clouds their starry gaze

They celebrate another year.



For what must not tomorrow bring

But sweet release from living Hells

So feel sound’s breeze! An angel’s wing!

The bells, my dying love, the bells!



http://sharepoetry.com/poem/49860



http://i277.photobucket.com/albums/kk41/LzzieIzzie/whatever/Blue.jpg
oolongteasup
 
  2  
Reply Tue 29 Dec, 2009 02:03 am
@Izzie,
RIBALDRY

Big Wet Needed

Old Farmer's Almanac
Dutchy
 
  1  
Reply Tue 29 Dec, 2009 02:19 am
@oolongteasup,
Sex in this thread is out of the question, at least not until Tryagain re-appears and tells us of his latest exploits.
jespah
 
  1  
Reply Tue 29 Dec, 2009 06:24 am
@Dutchy,
Tryagain should be coming along any moment now, at the mention of sex. Wink
oolongteasup
 
  1  
Reply Tue 29 Dec, 2009 06:46 am
@jespah,
UBERTY

You Beauty

Home Beautiful
wandeljw
 
  1  
Reply Tue 29 Dec, 2009 09:44 am
@oolongteasup,
Very tepid demand building up for return of Tryagain.
Izzie
 
  1  
Reply Tue 29 Dec, 2009 06:11 pm
@wandeljw,
We miss Blue! Razz
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oolongteasup
 
  1  
Reply Wed 30 Dec, 2009 03:54 am
@wandeljw,
XENIAL IN DENIAL

NEW OWNER STYMIES SURGE

Plumbing Influence Gazette #L of L
jespah
 
  1  
Reply Wed 30 Dec, 2009 04:42 am
@oolongteasup,
You might not believe it, but this topic has been spammed (I just pulled said spam).
 

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