Does TRYagain have spam in his lunchbox ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top?
<it's Friiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiday..... feel good Friiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiday>
<Jes.... errrrrrrrr.... you can quit pulling the SPAM now love>
I can eat my dinner in a fancy restaurant but nothing; I said nothing can take away these blues, cause nothing compares, nothing compares to you… It's been so lonely without you here like a bird without a song nothing can stop these lonely tears from falling; so tell me Rabbi where did I go wrong?
“Your craving to taste the sins of the flesh will take you down the road to fire, brimstone and everlasting damnation”.
Ok, enough of the best bits, but relax Rabbi, I have no immediate intention of visiting Boston…I just have this irresistible craving to taste a hot meaty wiener.
“In that case make sure it is kosher”
Oh, I wish I were an Oscar Mayer wiener
That is what I truly want to be
'Cause if I were an Oscar Mayer wiener
Everyone would be in love with me.
Wait up! Are we getting somewhat confused with; German immigrant Oskar Ferdinand Mayer or Fräulein Calamity-Jane?
I am thinking you are thinking of: Lazar Meir aka: Louis Burt Mayer of Hollywood film studio Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer; maybe you wanna relax on the casting couch?
Nothing compares.... to seeing the Editor In Chief back at the presses. Impressed. Now for the next Be Bop Deluxe...
"We are like ships in the night
Selling our souls down the river
Sailing away and forever our pleasure is blue...." said Special Agent Wandel and the BEAgle as they put up the ironing board and proceeded to press their FB(oys)I(n) Blue Academy Uniforms.
CJ, Jes, Mis and British Correspondent potter off to the A2Krefrigerator to get some cold compresses - all of a sudden, it's getting a little warm in the A2K newsroom
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Sun 28 Jun, 2009 10:50 am
Well - Monkey Pee, Monkey Do…
LUSAKA - A monkey urinated on Zambian President Rupiah Banda as he spoke to journalists at a A2K news conference on Wednesday; although that does not fully explain why:
Alton attorney accidentally sues himself…
Alton attorney Emert Wyss thought he could make money in a Madison County class action lawsuit, but he accidentally sued himself instead. Now he has four law firms after his money - and he hired all four.
Meanwhile Jespah seems sure to reject hysterical calls for user partition insurance after T.R.Yagain chipped a nail while typing this harangue.
Before a recent A2K clambake (for those too poor to go to the Boston gatherin) T.R.Yagain was heard to utter, “Animadvertistine, ubicumque stes, fumum recta in faciem ferri?”
However that failed to stop him using the annual A2K festival to give the following advice for American travelers going to France, and was compiled from his recent vacation experiences and information provided by the U.S. State Department, the CIA, the U.S. Chamber of Commerce, the Food and Drug Administration, the Centers for Disease Control and some really, really expensive spy satellites that the French don't know about. It is intended as a guide for American travelers only.
France is a medium-sized foreign country situated in the continent of Europe. It is an important member of the world community, though not nearly as important as it thinks. It is bounded by Germany and some smaller nations of no particular importance and with no decent shops.
France is a very old country with many treasures, such as the Louvre and Euro Disney. Among its contributions to western civilization are champagne, Camembert cheese and the guillotine. Although France likes to think of itself as a modern nation, air conditioning is little used and it is next to impossible for Americans to get decent Mexican food.
One continuing exasperation for American visitors is that local people insist on speaking in French, though many WILL speak English, if shouted at.
In general, France is a safe destination, although travelers must be aware that from time to time it is invaded by Germany. Traditionally, the French surrender immediately and, apart from a temporary shortage of Scotch whisky and the increased difficulty in getting baseball scores and stock market prices, life for the American visitor generally goes on much as before.
A tunnel connecting France to Britain beneath the English Channel has been opened in recent years to make it easier for the French government to flee to London during future German invasions.
