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Sony DSLR..... awfully big zoon lens. Just the ticket!

Tell me about this zoom lens. When we film, will it be in HD?

Unbelievably HUGE...... I have got terribly excited about it as you can imagine...

talk about having something firm and solid in your hands which moves in and out when it gets the right focus.... its 75-300mm - and my oh my - that is a big ZOOM to be holding in your left hand. It's got a manual twist so you need to have a strong wrist action, with just the right sensitivity. It's kinda noisy tho - makes sputtering noise which does scare the birds off - but I'm practising and I am sure I will get a great shot at a blue tit... or even a great tit. I don't have chicks or a cock yet - that'll come later.

It does have an HD (hard drive) <what were you thinking..... and its memory stick never forgets. Up to 500 times. How clever is that! I think DEFINITION will be HIGH!

Reckon we've got a good lens for shooting the auditions a?

So... now that I have sold you a Sony DSLR... was that too much information.




(yay - I LOVE Saturday nites.... naughty nite on Breaking News!) <sweet little thang that I am...



















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Very descriptive - seems like it's not a camera...hmmmmm

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllll.... it couldn't possibly be anything else but a SONY DSLR

Some Other Naughty Yabbering Dippy Sister Likes Remembering - hahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahhahhahah

X-rated material about to hit this thread, Izzie's camera will do all the talking if tits and cocks are anything to go by.

Yep - here's a Blue Bit for the PRONitholoigcal Scoiety.

RSPB

Royal Society of Protected Boibs - ya didn't really expect anything else...surely not!

















It was sooooooooooooooo far away!!!!!!!!!

A bit like our BLUE GIT!......<sad sad face> Come back ya GIT (Great InternationalTIT Traveller) smooooooooooooooooooooooches x

Zounds, that tit is blue! Is it very cold?

PS I love everyone on this topic. No exceptions.

Another way of putting it: Izzie has a magical camera.

Bird watching is a favorite past time for lots of folks. Unfortunately, being cuckoo too!

CalamityJane is a good looking bird, will she be Izzie's next project? Waiting with baited breath.

Dutchy must have a thing for old crows

Expectations Are High!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!






You Can Leave Your Hat On







Photo shoot has commenced...



This CJ crow " she shot one.
Pics of Agent Wandel with his gun....
With a knick knack paddy whack
Give the boy a bone
Will our Try Again come back home...

This Jes Crow, - she shot two
Osborne dancing in just his shoes
With a knick knack paddy whack
Give the boy a bone...
Will our Try Again come back home...

This Missy Crow " she shot three
She had Msr F sitting on her knee
With a knick knack paddy whack
Give the boy a bone...
Will our Try Again come back home...

This Sglass " she shot four
She Shot BEAgle laid on the floor
With a knick knack paddy whack
Give the boy a bone...
Will our Try Again come back home...

This Solipsister " she shot five
She shot Osborne taking a dive
With a knick knack paddy whack
Give the boy a bone...
Will our Try Again come back home...

This Brit Crow " she''ll shoot siz
Will it be Pink or Blue or Mixed
With a knick knack paddy whack
We feel all alone
Get your butt back and come on home

Funny, funny movie. Americans often do not understand British humor. The Chicago audience I was with laughed out loud from beginning to end.

Great poem/song Ms. Iz.

Help is at hand over Jespah’s revelation that ‘she loves all contributors’ - causes server overload and a flurry of interest in Ornithology " Blue tits of winter will soon give way to the Sulidae family of summer Boobies!

Next A2K gathering scheduled to meet at the Galapagos Islands " Intelligent design?

Just in… Church music composer Geoffrey Shaw was the father of Sebastian Shaw, who played Anakin Skywalker in Return of the Jedi - 'Know what talking about I am, do you?

Hmmm... Well, its one for the money,
Two for the show,
Three to get ready,
Now go, cat, go.

But don’t you step on my blue suede shoes.
You can do anything but lay off of my blue suede shoes…

IT IZ YOU BLUE.......

Welcome Back Blue Boy! You sing beautifully - HA! Happy Days!

Just about to sing For You Blue.

Karaoke all.

Hey True Blue, don't say you've gone
Say you've knocked off for a smoko
And you'll be back la-ater on
Hey True Blue, Hey True Blue

Give it to me straight, face to face
Are you really disappearing
Just another dy-ying race
Hey True Blue

True Blue, is it me and you
Is it Mum and Dad, is it a co-ockatoo
Is it standin' by your mate when he's in a fight
Or just Vegemi-ite
True-ue-ue Blue, I'm a-asking you

Hey True Blue, can you bear the load
Will you tie it up with wire
Just to keep the show on the road
Hey True Blue
Hey True Blue, now be Fair Dinkum

Is your heart still there
If they sell us out like sponge cake
Do you rea-eally care
Hey True Blue

True Blue, is it me and you
Is it Mum and Dad, is it a co-ockatoo
Is it standin' by your mate when she's in a fight
Or just Vegemi-ite
True-ue-ue Blue, I'm a-asking you...

True Blue, is it me and you
Is it Mum and Dad, is it a co-ockatoo
Is it standin' by your mate when he's in a fi-ight
Or just Vegemi-ite
True-ue-ue Blue, True-ue-ue Blue

Letting the most up to date technology number crunch; it has at last been possible to decipher what is believed to be an automated A2K support message; possibly from Jespah to T.R.Yagain in which it states (ancient Egyptian hieroglyph techniques were used to form the two words): ‘LOVE YOU’

From the original note: The first F by means of Pi = 3.14159265 produced the L

Whereas Pi r^ proved the last two F’s in the second word were OU

Pythagorean Theorem showed the forth letter K to be E

And a simple crossword solver provided the clue, 'Go forth and multiply’ which allowed the blanks to be filled in.

Who knew math could be so much fun?