@Roberta,
brings to mind a story, B, if I may...
I was over to the court house yesterday, arranging not to pay my water bill yet, and it was nice lady #1's birthday.
hadda piece of verra good cake (chocolate of course) and was chatting with the nice ladies and my buddy the engineer, when ol' Clem come in to get a slice of cake and a cuppa (coffee).
he asked if he got a birthday kiss, and presented a cheek. she obligingly said, "well sure" and leaned in to smooch his cheek.
quick as a whistle, he turned and give her a big ol' smoocheroo, right on the kisser...!
she turned bright red as we all laughed, and he spun away.
when she came back from the ladies room, all she could say was,
damn he was quick...
(((B)))