Buggered english:

Cav; i don't think Mong...'s universe is quite 'on the level', eh?

Bo, why not go really weird, cool, laid-back & in general chill by using nothing but slang....... http://www.peevish.co.uk/slang/

You could be Canada's new hip poet & then go on the Larry King show on CNN.

Larry King, lol...

"So, Bo, you're a writer eh...(dot dot dot is important when discussing Larry)
"Yes, I am"
"Wow, that's great."
"Do you have a proper question?"
"So you write books, eh..."
"Yes."
"That's fantastic...I knew someone who wrote books once...no, it was a baseball player....Sandy Koufax, that's the one....we were great friends."
"I thought he has gone on record saying he never knew you."
"Yeah, well, you know, the mind goes when you get older....he probably doesn't remember our good times together...caller, you are on the air."
"Larry, it's your current wife."
"Yeah, baby, what's up?"
"Your dick, apparently, or is 'Sherita' just 'a friend?'"
"Hey, the heart wants what the heart wants...."
"This heart wants a divorce."
"I may just set a record yet. Well, thanks Bo, for stopping by, we are out of time."

oak cut yer ear bashing;
what kind er gig'd that b?

dunno Bo, but it could be hot hot hot & top of the booksale lists, coast to coast book signings and real folding money, cash to go, or as we might say in London ------ "you got portraits of the Queen's Head stuffed in your old sky rocket"

Queen's head or no; i'd just be happy 2 get the old skyrocket 'up'!

are you talking about the same kinda skyrocket as I am ????????

Afternoon Delight
( Starland Vocal Band )

Gonna find my baby, gonna hold her tight
Gonna grab some afternoon delight
My motto's always been 'when it's right, it's right'
Why wait until the middle of a cold dark night?
When everything's a little clearer in the light of day
And we know the night is always gonna be there any way

Thinkin' of you's workin' up my appetite
Looking forward to a little afternoon delight
Rubbin' sticks and stones together makes the sparks ingite
And the thought of lovin' you is getting so exciting
Sky rockets in flight
Afternoon delight
Afternoon delight
Afternoon delight

Started out this morning feeling so polite
I always though a fish could not be caught who wouldn't bite
But you've got some bait a waitin' and I think I might try nibbling
A little afternoon delight
Sky rockets in flight
Afternoon delight
Afternoon delight
Afternoon delight

Please be waiting for me, baby, when I come around
We could make a lot of lovin' 'for the sun goes down

Thinkin' of you's workin' up my appetite
Looking forward to a little afternoon delight
Rubbin' sticks and stones together makes the sparks ingite
And the thought of lovin' you is getting so exciting
Sky rockets in flight
Afternoon delight
Afternoon delight
Afternoon delight

Afternoon delight!

hey letty, that song kills me, sort of Die Hard in daylight

hey Cav; i somehow missed u're post;
rather entertaining;
larry who>
friend of sherita's u say;
funny she's never mentioned him

Oakman. Up..up..and away, then:

Up Up And Away

Would you like to ride in my beautiful balloon
Would you like to ride in my beautiful balloon
We could float among the stars together, you and I
For we can fly, we can fly

Up, up and away
My beautiful, my beautiful balloon

The world's a nicer place in my beautiful balloon
It wears a nicer face in my beautiful balloon
We can sing a song and sail along the silver sky
For we can fly we can fly

Up, up and away
My beautiful, my beautiful balloon

Suspended under a twilight canopy
We'll search the clouds for a star to guide us
If by some chance you find yourself loving me
We'll find a cloud to hide us
We'll keep the moon beside us

Love is waiting there in my beautiful balloon
Way up in the air in my beautiful balloon
If you'll hold my hand we'll chase your dream across the sky
For we can fly we can fly

Up, up and away
My beautiful, my beautiful balloon



Hey, Bo. r u there?

if u're not careful we're going 2 confiscate that 'lyrics' websight 4 abuse!
(i'm here but i'm not 'all there', you understand)

Whadda you mean, oh, obstreperous one. You challenging Letty to a duel in the sun? I've forgotten more than that website will ever know about hymns.

i'm more concerned about 'her's than hymns!

and, perhaps a final word, last chapter, so to speak;

i think my 'Buggered English' in use is probably annoying much more than the 'practice' component is worth!

i think i will just practice alone in the privacy of my own bathroom - er, 'WordPerfect', and try to 'spik propper' here for now.

thanks for your indulgence, and as they say in customer serviceese:

"sorry for any inconvenience!"

thank goodness and be gratefull only one of the terrible twins, Buggery, has been engaged to "Bugger English" and Sodomy is being rested.

Can you imagine what Sodding, Buggered English would be like.
ENGLISH would be flapping to the tune of "sixpence, shilling, half crown, manhole cover." ( translation available if required )

Bo, Welcome back to the world of the unbuggered. And I'd like to add a "whew."

OAK, I require a translation, please.

Everyone take a look at themselves and ask if this sincere inquiry was treated right. C'mon folks, give a little....tsk tsk, all of you, and me too. Apoligize to BoGoWo or get the strap.

Hi Roberta. Our local coloquialisms are a little unusual, not to mention jaw droppingly unexpected.
Now I trust Roberta that you are not of an over delicate nature, cos the translation is a shade impolite. Little gap to decide if you wish to continue. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Here we go, Picture this,,,, A sixpence, shilling, 2 bob bit, half crown, manhole cover.

the 1st four are former coins of the realm. the sixpence was about the size of a dime & the following coils were all incrementaly bigger and a manhole cover is pretty darn big, as in climbing thru a hole.

Imagine a pulse beating rapidly and then think >>>> Anal Retentive in Reverse.
Clear enough Roberta.

Cav, Not gonna apologize. Bo wanted our honest reactions, and he got them. This doesn't mean that we didn't support him in his endeavor. In fact, on another thread I offered some help. I'm a bit disappointed that he's given up the effort. I was just getting used to it.

OAK, No need for delicacy on my behalf, but thanks for wording things with such care. Message received. Thanks.