I'm trying to.
It aint happening.
dagmaraka wrote:well, they may be little. but you got seven of them! that has to count for more than two big hands.
Have you read snow white and the 7 dwarfs again?
You guys have RUINED my "special private time"!!!!!
Damn you women DAMN YOU!!!!
Are you still working on that one?
geez, how short are your hands then?
What do you do if you think you might've gotten a girl pregnant by accident? I heard something about called "Plan B" Any suggestions to prevent pregnancy?
Plan A) Move to Mexico.
Plan B) alternatively, talk with the girl and go through options. when did you have sex with her? if it was less than 48 hours, she can take the 'morning after' pill or have an injection. otherwise she should discuss with her OB/GYN what options she has and the two of you should reach an agreement on what will work best
Plan C) Move to Costa Rica.
AbleIIKnow_wong wrote:What do you do if you think you might've gotten a girl pregnant by accident? I heard something about called "Plan B" Any suggestions to prevent pregnancy?
How do I put this????
Don't put the baby batter in the oven.
baby batter? suddenly i feel uneducated in matters of sex and pregnancy. please advise, what is that?
oh. i'm kinda slow today.
battering a baby is not only frowned upon, it also happens to be against the law...
what if it's not born yet?
I've said this before and I'll say it again: after having unprotected sex, MAKE HER DO JUMPING JACKS.
She won't get pregnant, you won't get AIDS, everybody's happy.
It pays to be responsible.
dag wrote:what if it's not born yet?
no way am i being suckered into
THAT debate...
gargamel, does it help in your opinion if the male does jumping jacks as well?
For men, it may be beneficial to do jumping jacks
before coitus. In order to kill all the tiny babies living inside of his sperm.