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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Fri 20 Jul, 2007 03:38 pm
Of course! Binoculars ready?
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Fri 20 Jul, 2007 03:39 pm
<adjusts and drives binoculars into skull, creating impression>
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Fri 20 Jul, 2007 03:41 pm
Good gustav! Do you see the slit next to the dollar sign?
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Fri 20 Jul, 2007 03:43 pm
CalamityJane wrote:
Good gustav! Do you see the slit next to the dollar sign?


That one that is so eroded from overuse?

Have you done this before, Jane?

Am I not the first one?
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Fri 20 Jul, 2007 03:45 pm
don't do it, gus. it's a trap!
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Fri 20 Jul, 2007 03:45 pm
Of course you are the first one, gustav. The erosion stems from
those lonely, rainy nights where there was no means of protection
for that slit.
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Fri 20 Jul, 2007 03:46 pm
dagmaraka wrote:
don't do it, gus. it's a trap!


Okay Snow White you're out of here - wrong fairy tale.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Fri 20 Jul, 2007 03:47 pm
CalamityJane wrote:
Of course you are the first one, gustav. The erosion stems from
those lonely, rainy nights where there was no means of protection
for that slit.


I am at a loss for words.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Fri 20 Jul, 2007 03:48 pm
Give me time. Let me think. Slit. Oh god.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Fri 20 Jul, 2007 03:48 pm
Not since the early days of Dagmaraka has an A2K woman spoke to me in such a brazen fashion.
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Fri 20 Jul, 2007 03:49 pm
Okay. Time's up!! You've lost!
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Fri 20 Jul, 2007 03:49 pm
No... you lost. Try to keep up, Jane.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Fri 20 Jul, 2007 03:50 pm
Dag, we have a rookie in our midst.
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Fri 20 Jul, 2007 03:52 pm
Rookie? Surely you jest!
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Fri 20 Jul, 2007 03:52 pm
<waits for Jane to formulate a thought -- checks watch -- figures one hour would be about right.>
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Fri 20 Jul, 2007 03:57 pm
We posted at the same time - my answer is above yours,
which means I formulated my thoughts even before you started counting.
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Montana
 
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Reply Fri 20 Jul, 2007 03:57 pm
I'm getting dizzy Laughing
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Fri 20 Jul, 2007 03:58 pm
The problem is, Montana, gustav hasn't got any WD-40.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Fri 20 Jul, 2007 03:58 pm
Montana wrote:
I'm getting dizzy Laughing


Getting?
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Fri 20 Jul, 2007 04:17 pm
you two just wait. amigo will fix you right up when he sees what commotion you're stirring up in his Open Hand Karate Sex Club.
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