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An "Ask Auntie Lowan" Digression.

 
 
Post: # 271,794
View Profile hiama
 
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Reply Tue 8 Jul, 2003 04:26 pm
What do you mean, I am a Unicorn, put on your glasses and look again, those aren't two horns you see, there is only the ONE !!!


taps foot in indignant state of high dudgeon hrmppp
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Post: # 271,867
View Profile dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 8 Jul, 2003 04:55 pm
Well, I think he is way cute!
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Post: # 271,869
View Profile sozobe
 
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Reply Tue 8 Jul, 2003 04:56 pm
Way!
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Post: # 271,876
View Profile patiodog
 
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Reply Tue 8 Jul, 2003 05:01 pm
i must be under some sort of enchantment (hey, i'm grasping for language here). i now see a mere mortal man where once i saw a unicorn. has all the magic gone from the world?
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Post: # 271,878
View Profile hiama
 
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Reply Tue 8 Jul, 2003 05:02 pm
Two ways- any advance on two-I'm on a roll might as well push my luck
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Post: # 271,911
View Profile patiodog
 
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Reply Tue 8 Jul, 2003 05:17 pm
one more and you've got yourself a three way...
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Post: # 272,010
View Profile ehBeth
 
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Reply Tue 8 Jul, 2003 06:26 pm
Shocked
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Post: # 272,063
View Profile Lola
 
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Reply Tue 8 Jul, 2003 07:00 pm
I third the "way cute" but, HIAMA, to satisfy my curiousity I sincerely wish for a more recent photo. One that shows off the muscles. Please.
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Reply Wed 9 Jul, 2003 02:12 am
HIAMA !!!

<THUD>

Now I know what they mean when they say that older men are far more attractive Wink
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Reply Wed 9 Jul, 2003 07:05 am
Why are all the women throwing themselves at the feet of Hiama? I consider myself to be a much more attractive man and I have medals.
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Post: # 272,554
View Profile Setanta
 
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Reply Wed 9 Jul, 2003 07:07 am
If you can show some leather-encased calf, Gus, you'll have to fight them off with a stick . . .

Rolling Eyes
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Reply Wed 9 Jul, 2003 07:17 am
Shocked
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Reply Wed 9 Jul, 2003 07:38 am
Perhaps if the womenfolk saw me driving my vehicle they might be a bit more inclined to swoon.

http://www.geocities.com/SiliconValley/Park/9234/bradley_t.gif
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Post: # 272,598
View Profile mac11
 
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Reply Wed 9 Jul, 2003 07:55 am
I'd love to see the picture of you driving your vehicle, gus, but it's just a red X...
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Post: # 272,606
View Profile dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 9 Jul, 2003 08:03 am
Maybe it is a Red Cross vehicle?

Is Gus a paramedic?
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Post: # 272,608
View Profile dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 9 Jul, 2003 08:05 am
In Australia, all dogs HAVE to have at least one medal - some have more.

Makes you think, doesn't it, Gus?

Well, some have microchips these days...
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Post: # 272,609
View Profile dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 9 Jul, 2003 08:05 am
Some cats wear medals, too.
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Reply Wed 9 Jul, 2003 08:12 am
What abt bunnies ? Do they wear anything apart from their fur and a ciggie ?
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Post: # 272,615
View Profile dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 9 Jul, 2003 08:16 am
I wear a bowtie.
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Post: # 272,616
View Profile dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 9 Jul, 2003 08:17 am
And lingerie, occasionally.
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