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An "Ask Auntie Lowan" Digression.

 
 
dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 8 Jul, 2003 07:32 am
WHO did that to that kitten!

the hands are obviously stuck on, Gus settle down.

Miranda knocked a whole glass of water into my keyboard last night. While it worked perfectly well while it was swimming in inches of water, it stopped working as soon as it was dry.

I mean - is that weird, or what?

Now she is eating my hat, despite my protests.

Sometimes, I feel that life is rather just making fun of us.

I tried to kill this thread again yesterday. The new thread is moribund, while this one continues to thrive.

So it goes...
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patiodog
 
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Reply Tue 8 Jul, 2003 09:56 am
This thread is a weed.

And, damn it, take charge of your animals. They should not be the boss of you, rabbit. If they eat your hat, you eat their hats. If they do not have hats, buy them hats and eat them.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Tue 8 Jul, 2003 10:07 am
All wisdom resides in the dog--although bunnies, are, of course, very attractive any-mules . . . just ask any dog.
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BillW
 
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Reply Tue 8 Jul, 2003 11:15 am
If they piss on your leg, you piss on their leg to see how they like it!
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hiama
 
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Reply Tue 8 Jul, 2003 01:01 pm
Where is Debs ?

Debs, there's nothing out there, you know. There's nobody out there. No alien monsters, no Zargon warships, no beautiful blondes with beehive hairdos who say, "Show me some more of this Earth thing called kissing." There's just you, me, the Cat, and a lot of floating smegging rocks. That's it. Finito.
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margo
 
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Reply Tue 8 Jul, 2003 02:49 pm
P-dog -

a gen-oo-ine ROTFLMAO - the Posscat is looking at me strangely as I burst out laughing at your last post!

Hey - the unicorn has lost his horn, and his pink-ness - he's morphed into a human - well - whaddya know???

Deb - serves you right for drinking water - it it had been something stronger, you'd have been more careful!
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patiodog
 
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Reply Tue 8 Jul, 2003 02:55 pm
A sign that something's not right with you, margo.
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margo
 
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Reply Tue 8 Jul, 2003 02:58 pm
Well, P-dog - I never aspired to be normal, and I'm seldom right! Razz
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patiodog
 
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Reply Tue 8 Jul, 2003 03:05 pm
I'm always left

alone

in the dark

crying.
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Tue 8 Jul, 2003 03:11 pm
Reminds me of my childhood, in that creepy clown bed, locks on the door, but only on the outside....well, it explains the avatar anyway.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 8 Jul, 2003 03:47 pm
I do not believe in revenge!

I spoke to Miranda firmly.

Then I took the hat away.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 8 Jul, 2003 03:47 pm
Is that you, Hiama?
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Setanta
 
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Reply Tue 8 Jul, 2003 03:48 pm
Exactly what kind of hat was it, Lil' Bunny? Steak and kidney pie? Toad in the hole?
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patiodog
 
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Reply Tue 8 Jul, 2003 03:48 pm
I'm not a witch at all. I'm Dot Lynne Gayle, from Arkansas.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 8 Jul, 2003 04:09 pm
It was a straw hat.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 8 Jul, 2003 04:09 pm
Fortunately, it still is.
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hiama
 
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Reply Tue 8 Jul, 2003 04:19 pm
Well don't I look like me, ok it was a few years ago, about 5 years actually there are some nasty grey bits now and of course I am more trim and rippling with good health now
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patiodog
 
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Reply Tue 8 Jul, 2003 04:20 pm
(radically revising mentally stored conjectural images)
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hiama
 
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Reply Tue 8 Jul, 2003 04:22 pm
Its scary isn't it !!!
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patiodog
 
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Reply Tue 8 Jul, 2003 04:24 pm
well, see, i thought you were actually a unicorn, so please don't take my disappointment as a slight (sleight?) of any kind...
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