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Oddities and Humor

 
 
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Tue 28 Oct, 2014 02:12 pm
@hingehead,
Entire Family Gets Paralyzed After Feasting on Deadly Pufferfish by Mistake
http://www.grubstreet.com/2014/10/fugu-toxic-pufferfish-family-paralyzed.html
edgarblythe
 
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Reply Wed 29 Oct, 2014 09:05 pm
ALBUQUERQUE, NM -- Police in Albuquerque say a man suspected of a $250,000 heist should have flushed the evidence he left behind.

KOAT-TV reports investigators tied Ramon Herrera to the September burglary using DNA left on a toilet. Police say the 33-year-old relieved himself while taking $250,000 worth of jewelry from a home while the owners were on vacation, but he didn't flush.

Police say Herrera also took a Coke from the fridge, drank it and left the can along with his DNA.

Investigators say DNA from the can and toilet was matched to Herrera. He was recently arrested and booked into the Bernalillo County jail.

Herrera has pleaded not guilty to charges of residential burglary and larceny over $20,000.

It's not known if he has an attorney who could be reached for comment.
ossobuco
 
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Reply Wed 29 Oct, 2014 10:46 pm
@hingehead,
Don't even get me started..
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Wed 29 Oct, 2014 10:48 pm
@edgarblythe,
Well, hey, you want performance criteria here?
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FBM
 
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Reply Wed 29 Oct, 2014 10:53 pm
@chai2,
chai2 wrote:

Thanks lordy. I'll have to work on the accent though.


Now, for something completely different.....

[youtube]http://www.raidex.de/uploads/pics/deckanzeiger-anwendung-2_01.jpgwww.youtube.com/watch?v=hmNsvKznMg0&feature=youtu.be[/youtube]


I don't know why I laughed as hard as I did at that...
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Mon 3 Nov, 2014 07:31 am
@FBM,
http://i60.tinypic.com/2vcesxs.jpg
A House Made Entirely From Wax Is Slowly Melting In Central London
http://www.buzzfeed.com/richardhjames/a-house-made-entirely-from-wax-is-slowly-melting-in-central
FBM
 
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Reply Mon 3 Nov, 2014 08:43 am
@tsarstepan,
The hell...
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rosborne979
 
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Reply Mon 3 Nov, 2014 11:02 am
@tsarstepan,
Interesting that it melts from the top down.
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Mon 3 Nov, 2014 11:04 am
@rosborne979,
Heat rising in the inside?
rosborne979
 
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Reply Mon 3 Nov, 2014 11:20 am
@tsarstepan,
tsarstepan wrote:

Heat rising in the inside?

Maybe. More exposure to the sun on top? I don't know. I wish they had a time-lapse film of it melting, that would have been great.
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cicerone imposter
 
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Reply Mon 3 Nov, 2014 11:24 am
@tsarstepan,
In a recent Food channel program, the chefs were required to use puffer fish, but they claimed the ones used were not toxic. I didn't know there could be a difference.
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tsarstepan
 
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Reply Tue 4 Nov, 2014 07:20 am
This Fan Has A Wild Theory That “Frozen” And “The Shining” Are The Same Movie
http://www.buzzfeed.com/declancashin/all-work-and-snow-play
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Thu 6 Nov, 2014 11:18 am
@tsarstepan,
In Retrospect, That Folgers Commercial From 2009 Is Definitely About ...
http://www.buzzfeed.com/awesomer/the-best-part-of-waking-up
chai2
 
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Reply Thu 6 Nov, 2014 12:18 pm
@tsarstepan,
um, eww.
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FBM
 
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Reply Thu 6 Nov, 2014 07:44 pm
I didn't remember the commercial, but I sure as hell won't be forgetting it now. Ugg.
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FBM
 
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Reply Fri 7 Nov, 2014 12:17 am
"Childhood is like being drunk. Everybody remembers the stupid crap you did except you."
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sat 8 Nov, 2014 02:43 pm
Willie and Barak sing On the Road Again.
http://i1.huffpost.com/gen/2257960/thumbs/n-OBAMA-WILLIE-NELSON-large570.jpg
FBM
 
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Reply Sat 8 Nov, 2014 08:53 pm
@edgarblythe,
I larfed at how everybody in the audience pretended that they've always loved that song and sing it every day. Laughing
edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sat 8 Nov, 2014 08:54 pm
@FBM,
It was popular around my house. I remember my youngest daughter going around singing it.
FBM
 
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Reply Sat 8 Nov, 2014 08:56 pm
@edgarblythe,
I was thinking in particular about the rappers in the audience and onstage. Wink
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