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I need to plant some trees; where may I procure a Mexican?

 
 
Reply Mon 11 Jun, 2007 12:09 pm
I don't want to pay over 1.75 an hour and I need about thirty of them brown-skinned bastards.

Where do I go to get some of these illegal aliens? Any parking lot?


Oh... and I want them to wear sombreros and say stuff like, "Where should I put theees tree, Mr. Ratzenhofer?
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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Mon 11 Jun, 2007 12:11 pm
Mexico?
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littlek
 
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Reply Mon 11 Jun, 2007 12:12 pm
Broadway?
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Mon 11 Jun, 2007 12:12 pm
CJ looks mexican

and im sure he's cheap

I hear hes got kids to support too
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Mon 11 Jun, 2007 12:17 pm
I wonder if shewolf and littlek would be willing to don sombreros and plant some trees in the hot sun?

I could sit back on my porch, rocking in my chair, sipping a cold beer, and yell **** like, "Faster! Faster!.. you brown-skinned bitches! Dig those holes!"

I think shewolf would be willing to do such a thing, but I may have to work on littlek for a bit.
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cjhsa
 
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Reply Mon 11 Jun, 2007 12:19 pm
El Camino & San Antonio Road, Los Altos, CA.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Mon 11 Jun, 2007 12:22 pm
<scribbling address on brown paper bag which recentlly held whiskey>
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Mon 11 Jun, 2007 12:23 pm
littlek wrote:
Broadway?


Yes. Down the street from me on Broadway, they sit outside the park waiting for the pickup trucks to come pick them up. I'm trying to think of what fun things to hire them for, like walk around the mall shirtless.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Mon 11 Jun, 2007 12:28 pm
I think we should hire them to yell stuff.
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Mon 11 Jun, 2007 12:28 pm
you just want to see us dirty in the mud







cheap ass
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Mon 11 Jun, 2007 12:32 pm
I'm shelling out 1.75 an hour and shewolf calls me a cheap ass?

What in the hell has happened to this country?
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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Mon 11 Jun, 2007 12:39 pm
shewolfnm wrote:
you just want to see us dirty in the mud







cheap ass



Free's as cheap as it gets.

And we all know you'd do it for free.
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Mon 11 Jun, 2007 12:42 pm
Only for slappy..
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Mon 11 Jun, 2007 06:42 pm
You're shaping up, woman.
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Chai
 
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Reply Mon 11 Jun, 2007 06:49 pm
oh thank god....when I saw that shewolf had posted here, I thought she had given up the location of our secret stash of mexicans.

It'd be hell to have to find a another storage unit with air conditioning at this late date.
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Mon 11 Jun, 2007 06:54 pm
Re: I need to plant some trees; where may I procure a Mexica
gustavratzenhofer wrote:
I don't want to pay over 1.75 an hour and I need about thirty of them brown-skinned bastards.

Where do I go to get some of these illegal aliens? Any parking lot?


Oh... and I want them to wear sombreros and say stuff like, "Where should I put theees tree, Mr. Ratzenhofer?


Some tips to help you out Gus;
(1) locate the gabacho neighborhood nearest you.
(2) cruise that neighborhood looking for a 2-3 yr old Chevy Silverado 3/4 ton pickup with any such bumper stickers as "Bush/Cheney" or "Harley Davidson" or "Protected by Smith & Wesson, or best of all "American, love it or leave it".
(3) park and wait for the driver/owner (the one wearing the baseball cap backwards and may or may not appear to be shiksa).
(4) stop him as he gets into the pickup and tell him you need some labor but you're only willing to pay him $3.50 per head per hour cash up front.
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Joe Nation
 
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Reply Mon 11 Jun, 2007 07:23 pm
Something fishy about that advice.

Who outside of Brooklyn knows the word shiksa?

Joe(and didn't you mean Shaygetz?)Nation
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Mon 11 Jun, 2007 07:45 pm
The hell with the Mexicans. Cut me in on some of that $1.75. Whatta ya say, gus? Be a pal, for old times' sake.
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dadpad
 
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Reply Mon 11 Jun, 2007 07:51 pm
Its better to pay per tree. If they dont work they dont get paid. Also tent accomadation on site will get them working earlier.
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Tue 12 Jun, 2007 05:35 am
Chai wrote:
oh thank god....when I saw that shewolf had posted here, I thought she had given up the location of our secret stash of mexicans.

It'd be hell to have to find a another storage unit with air conditioning at this late date.


Dont worry.

I keep pointing people to the stray Cj, but no one wants to hire him.


Thats ok. He got away anyway
I dont have the time to chase him
Whats one illegal amongst friends eh..
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