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how can i get my girlfriend an orgasm

 
 
gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Mon 28 May, 2007 04:35 pm
(especially Jane. Does she ever come out of that bathtub? No pun intended.)
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Mon 28 May, 2007 04:40 pm
Yeah, yeah gustav, we're all refreshed now by your point of view.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Mon 28 May, 2007 04:41 pm
Quit splashing water on your keyboard, Jane. You might short-circuit the thing.
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Mon 28 May, 2007 04:44 pm
You know, I so can visualize duct tape over your mouth.

Besides, I am not wired.
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Mon 28 May, 2007 04:46 pm
Shocked
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Mon 28 May, 2007 04:49 pm
...to the computer Cool
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Mon 28 May, 2007 04:51 pm
Im just kinda freaked out that you wanna tape gus up...



I thought..you liked.............. younger.......... men................
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Mon 28 May, 2007 04:53 pm
I haven't met a man I didn't like, shewolf Laughing
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Chai
 
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Reply Mon 28 May, 2007 05:05 pm
Unfortunatley there are men that are quite grown, holding down a good job and paying a mortgage, that could have written that first post.

The orgasmatron....ah yes....Sleeper.

I can still remember watching that scene and scaring myself because I laughed so hard I couldn't breathe.

yeah, it was that good.
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Mon 28 May, 2007 05:06 pm
hmmmm


im missing something here....
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Mon 28 May, 2007 05:08 pm
Woody
Allen
movie,
Sleeper...
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nimh
 
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Reply Mon 28 May, 2007 06:43 pm
CalamityJane wrote:
I haven't met a man I didn't like, shewolf Laughing

Yes you have..

<waves>
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nimh
 
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Reply Mon 28 May, 2007 06:47 pm
Shewolf, fancy meeting you on this thread! <giggles>
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martybarker
 
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Reply Mon 28 May, 2007 06:48 pm
http://www.oxygen.com/Specials/TalkSex/QA/

Here, try this web site

http://www.talksexwithsue.com/index2.html
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Mon 28 May, 2007 07:28 pm
nimh wrote:
Shewolf, fancy meeting you on this thread! <giggles>


I always fancy you.... Embarrassed
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dadpad
 
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Reply Mon 28 May, 2007 07:41 pm
How to make girlfriend orgasm.

Women? orgasm? Shocked

Whatchoo talking 'bout willis!
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Mon 28 May, 2007 08:46 pm
nimh wrote:
CalamityJane wrote:
I haven't met a man I didn't like, shewolf Laughing

Yes you have..

<waves>


I never met you!
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martybarker
 
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Reply Mon 28 May, 2007 10:45 pm
When God was finishing up making man and woman, He said" I have two things left over, who wants the ability to pee standing up?" and man said "I do, I do" so God said to woman, "OK, that leaves you with multiple orgasms"
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nimh
 
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Reply Tue 29 May, 2007 04:41 am
CalamityJane wrote:
nimh wrote:
CalamityJane wrote:
I haven't met a man I didn't like, shewolf Laughing

Yes you have..

<waves>


I never met you!

Ah, yes, if you dont count A2K.. just hope you'll never run into my Californian twin brother!
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OGIONIK
 
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Reply Tue 29 May, 2007 04:46 am
lol the answer is quite obvious..
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