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how can i get my girlfriend an orgasm

 
 
caren
 
Reply Mon 28 May, 2007 12:59 pm
how can i get my girlfriend an orgasm with out sexual intercourse she wishes to stay a virgin intill marriage but wants to still have fun what can i do to make her experience that
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I Stereo
 
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Reply Mon 28 May, 2007 01:44 pm
First post!

Wrong forum! Or correct. It just depends on the type of responces you want.
lol.
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I Stereo
 
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Reply Mon 28 May, 2007 01:44 pm
Ever thought of oral sex?

It's one of many not intercourse options avalible.
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The Pentacle Queen
 
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Reply Mon 28 May, 2007 01:52 pm
Do they not do sex education in schools anymore?
How old are you caren?
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au1929
 
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Reply Mon 28 May, 2007 02:30 pm
The Pentacle Queen wrote:
Do they not do sex education in schools anymore?
How old are you caren?


Didn't you notice he was just hatched? Laughing
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happycat
 
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Reply Mon 28 May, 2007 02:34 pm
I guess he wants to give her a religious experience! Very Happy
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Mon 28 May, 2007 02:40 pm
Have you tried Wal-Mart?
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Mon 28 May, 2007 02:42 pm
Re: how can i get my girlfriend an orgasm
caren wrote:
how can i get my girlfriend an orgasm with out sexual intercourse she wishes to stay a virgin intill marriage but wants to still have fun what can i do to make her experience that


There is a product on the market called "The Orgasmatron". It retails for around 75.00, but for a situation such as this it may prove to be an invaluable device.

The device itself is initially frightening-looking, but once one is used to all the electrical hookups, the rubbery appendages, and the sheer enormity of the thing, you will actually become quite attached to it. Not literally of course, although that could happen, I suppose, because of the tremendous amount of suction involved and once the orgasms begin it can sometimes become difficult to reach the power switch.

Do you have a Walmart near you, caren? The Orgasmatron should be nestled amongst the chain saws and weed wackers.

Good luck. Your girlfriend is going to love you.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Mon 28 May, 2007 02:43 pm
dyslexia wrote:
Have you tried Wal-Mart?


Ah! I see dys owns such a device.
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NickFun
 
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Reply Mon 28 May, 2007 02:53 pm
You should send her to me. The mere sight of my chiseled good looks and manly pecs will send her off into an orgsmic ecstacy from which she will never return. Or so I am told.
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Mon 28 May, 2007 03:34 pm
She is still a virgin, Nick, and cannot be trusted into your hands, aehm
figurative speaking of course.

gustav's concept sends the poor girl into the emergency room - so please,
whoever reads this: DO NOT ATTEMPT THIS AT HOME!!!

As for caren: you are clearly too young to think about orgasm - other
than your own - if you don't know what to do.
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Mon 28 May, 2007 03:34 pm
Caren, you and your girlfriend do realize that oral sex is still SEX? That orgasm is part of sex? That even if she remains physically a virgin, you will have had sex together? I'd say either do it, or don't. Keeping her virginity for religious reasons while still wanting orgasm strikes me as hipocritical.
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happycat
 
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Reply Mon 28 May, 2007 04:10 pm
Re: how can i get my girlfriend an orgasm
gustavratzenhofer wrote:
caren wrote:
how can i get my girlfriend an orgasm with out sexual intercourse she wishes to stay a virgin intill marriage but wants to still have fun what can i do to make her experience that


There is a product on the market called "The Orgasmatron". It retails for around 75.00, but for a situation such as this it may prove to be an invaluable device.

The device itself is initially frightening-looking, but once one is used to all the electrical hookups, the rubbery appendages, and the sheer enormity of the thing, you will actually become quite attached to it. Not literally of course, although that could happen, I suppose, because of the tremendous amount of suction involved and once the orgasms begin it can sometimes become difficult to reach the power switch.

Do you have a Walmart near you, caren? The Orgasmatron should be nestled amongst the chain saws and weed wackers.

Good luck. Your girlfriend is going to love you.


Wasn't that the thing Woody Allen and Diane Keaton used in "Sleeper?" Very Happy
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Mon 28 May, 2007 04:20 pm
dagmaraka wrote:
Caren, you and your girlfriend do realize that oral sex is still SEX? That orgasm is part of sex? That even if she remains physically a virgin, you will have had sex together? I'd say either do it, or don't. Keeping her virginity for religious reasons while still wanting orgasm strikes me as hipocritical.


Well dagmar, in this country, Clinton defined clearly what is considered
sex and what isn't. So stick to it, will you?
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Mon 28 May, 2007 04:22 pm
twas...

http://www.mikereger.net/ITP/images/woodyorb.jpg
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Mon 28 May, 2007 04:22 pm
CalamityJane wrote:

As for caren: you are clearly too young to think about orgasm - other
than your own - if you don't know what to do.



how SHOULD he know what to do??
he has a penis, not a vagina

hell most women dont know what to do Laughing
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Mon 28 May, 2007 04:23 pm
Region Philbis wrote:
twas...



I read that as twat ...................
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Mon 28 May, 2007 04:24 pm
i would say get your mind outta the gutter... but its quasi-apropriate for this thread.
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Mon 28 May, 2007 04:27 pm
shewolfnm wrote:
CalamityJane wrote:

As for caren: you are clearly too young to think about orgasm - other
than your own - if you don't know what to do.



how SHOULD he know what to do??
he has a penis, not a vagina

hell most women dont know what to do Laughing


Unfortunately, that's true too!!
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Mon 28 May, 2007 04:34 pm
Well, you can't blame women for lack of trying.
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