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Wilso
 
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Reply Fri 11 May, 2007 08:17 am
JESUS IS COMING. Are you swallowing that?
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Wilso
 
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Reply Fri 11 May, 2007 09:42 pm
Thou shalt abandon religion and unite humanity.
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Wilso
 
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Reply Fri 11 May, 2007 09:43 pm
Can't think for myself or God will Smite Me.
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Wilso
 
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Reply Fri 11 May, 2007 09:44 pm
Jesus loves you but everyone else thinks you're a wanker.
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Wilso
 
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Reply Fri 11 May, 2007 09:45 pm
If you want to teach creationism in our schools, can we teach evolution in your church?
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Wilso
 
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Reply Fri 11 May, 2007 09:46 pm
Intelligent Design is neither.
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Wilso
 
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Reply Sat 12 May, 2007 01:51 am
Hands that help are far better than lips that pray
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Mills75
 
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Reply Sat 12 May, 2007 01:54 pm
I'VE FOUND JESUS!
(He was behind the couch.)
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skeptical
 
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Reply Sun 13 May, 2007 12:34 pm
^_^ These are great! Really made my day.
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I Stereo
 
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Reply Tue 15 May, 2007 04:30 pm
Wilso wrote:
JESUS IS COMING. Are you swallowing that?


randy.
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Wilso
 
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Reply Mon 6 Aug, 2007 07:46 am
Morality is doing what is right no matter what you are told. Religion is doing what you are told no matter what is right.
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Wilso
 
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Reply Mon 6 Aug, 2007 07:46 am
Jesus Saves... Passes to Moses. Shoots... He SCORES!
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echi
 
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Reply Mon 6 Aug, 2007 05:39 pm
Wilso wrote:
Morality is doing what is right no matter what you are told. Religion is doing what you are told no matter what is right.

It makes you wonder what kind of people they really are. Are they so disconnected from their own conscience, and so contemptuous of their own nature? (Better lock your doors!)
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roger
 
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Reply Mon 6 Aug, 2007 05:43 pm
I think a link to a commercial site would be okay, Wilso, so long as it's not your site.
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panzade
 
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Reply Mon 6 Aug, 2007 05:49 pm
neologist wrote:
Wilso wrote:
You keep believing, I'll keep evolving.
We're looking forward to it. Rolling Eyes



neologist made me laugh...as did you wilso Laughing
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Bartikus
 
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Reply Mon 6 Aug, 2007 10:04 pm
Wilso wrote:
You keep believing, I'll keep evolving.


There is a God!!! You can do it Wilso my little primate friend. Leave those bananas behind and don't look back.
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Wilso
 
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Reply Tue 7 Aug, 2007 12:57 am
If atheism is a religion, then health is a disease
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Wilso
 
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Reply Tue 7 Aug, 2007 12:58 am
Blessed are the Fundamentalists, for they shall inhibit the earth.
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Wilso
 
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Reply Tue 7 Aug, 2007 12:59 am
I saw the light. I turned it off.
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Wilso
 
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Reply Tue 7 Aug, 2007 01:00 am
If you freeze to death and end up in hell... wouldn't you be really comfortable some point along the way?
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