Re: poor dumass
Bohne wrote:[quote="missconduct"]The only way to attain true happiness is to always say "yes dear", and go on about your business. Unless of course, she asks if her butt looks fat, in which case you should say, "no dear".
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Women like flowers. For some stupid reason.
Diamonds always say more than you will ever be able to think up. Well, they speak to most of us.
Don't make the mistake and put your wife in the 'Woman-like-flowers-drawer' too easily...
If my better half ever thought he could resolve an argument with flowers (or diamonds, yuck), I think he knew where they would end up!
Bashed around his ears![/color][/quote]
Put it to you this way - I once received flowers from some boyfriend that I had dated a couple of years - toward the end when I ended it because he had been an a$$hole for months he sent me roses - 1 red rose for each month we had been dating and one white for the future months. Sounds sweet and romantic - didn't work. I kept the flowers because they were beautiful, but he was still an a$$.