Oh, very pretty, Reyn!
I do believe ( I think?) our farmerman is in the market for one of those right now .... perhaps already has one? (Hint: Well, farmerman? Did you find what you were looking for? Tell, tell! We're waiting.....)
I can certainly see the prince, after a hard day of extraordinary wheeling & dealing in the corporate jungle, curling up with one of these ... dry martini in hand, patting his loyal Main Coon while dreaming of bigger & better financial conquests!
It's not that we HATE you, prince, as you believe ... Really, we LOVE you & wish to see you living a far superior lifestyle. And a good cat is absolutely essential to achieve this! Haven't you never asked yourself why all of us are so fulfilled?